monday, bloody monday...
11-05-2007, 10:29 AM
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I'll tell some of the funnier stories that happened to me and my friends That we all got slammed and made fun of her....
So we go to club pure on friday night, and we are sitting there talking to these group of girls... Everything is going fine, until... the entire club notice I was belligerently drunk... and it wasn't from the way I was acting. It was the fact that I dropped my phone and it exploded into a million pieces. Well when I went down to pick up my phone, I flat out landed, face first into the concrete ground... Did I bounce up right away? No. I sat there for a minute with my face still against the concrete and continued to pick up my phone. So needless to say those girls laughed their asses off at me then walked away. I decided now would be an amazing time to dance. So I went down to the dance floor and started dancing with this girl. Well i kept getting bumped by people, so the first two times i got bumped she just sort of took a step forward and caught her balance... but the last time I got bumped, I flat out leveled the *****. She ate ****.... needless to say... she didn't want to dance after that....
Thursday night we go to this place called Bailies or something like that. It's a club that doesn't OPEN until 3AM. So we get there, my friend manages to pimp Shamu the killerwhale. Seriously when we sat down in the booth I wasn't even sure she was going to make it in the booth. That's how big she was. If you did the joke about pouring flour on her and finding the wet spot. i think you would have had to have one of those 50lb bags of flour....
Then my other friend on Friday night, ends up pimping this girl while i'm in the room throwing up or something. He follows these girls to denny's. He starts making out with one of them, then follows her back to her Hotel. The girl dresses up in lingerie for him and like dances around... The ***ot flat out, falls asleep next to her in the bed... He has not and will not hear the end of this one.
Then we went V.I.P to Tryst on saturday night, where I pimped some 33 year old flight attendant. She looked like she was 23, when I told my friends she was 33 they said bull****, she was lieing. I did **** with her from 4AM, until 10AM when I had to start getting ready to leave for the airport. I was a GOD for some reason that night
So we go to club pure on friday night, and we are sitting there talking to these group of girls... Everything is going fine, until... the entire club notice I was belligerently drunk... and it wasn't from the way I was acting. It was the fact that I dropped my phone and it exploded into a million pieces. Well when I went down to pick up my phone, I flat out landed, face first into the concrete ground... Did I bounce up right away? No. I sat there for a minute with my face still against the concrete and continued to pick up my phone. So needless to say those girls laughed their asses off at me then walked away. I decided now would be an amazing time to dance. So I went down to the dance floor and started dancing with this girl. Well i kept getting bumped by people, so the first two times i got bumped she just sort of took a step forward and caught her balance... but the last time I got bumped, I flat out leveled the *****. She ate ****.... needless to say... she didn't want to dance after that....
Thursday night we go to this place called Bailies or something like that. It's a club that doesn't OPEN until 3AM. So we get there, my friend manages to pimp Shamu the killerwhale. Seriously when we sat down in the booth I wasn't even sure she was going to make it in the booth. That's how big she was. If you did the joke about pouring flour on her and finding the wet spot. i think you would have had to have one of those 50lb bags of flour....
Then my other friend on Friday night, ends up pimping this girl while i'm in the room throwing up or something. He follows these girls to denny's. He starts making out with one of them, then follows her back to her Hotel. The girl dresses up in lingerie for him and like dances around... The ***ot flat out, falls asleep next to her in the bed... He has not and will not hear the end of this one.
Then we went V.I.P to Tryst on saturday night, where I pimped some 33 year old flight attendant. She looked like she was 23, when I told my friends she was 33 they said bull****, she was lieing. I did **** with her from 4AM, until 10AM when I had to start getting ready to leave for the airport. I was a GOD for some reason that night
11-05-2007, 10:35 AM
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Then we went V.I.P to Tryst on saturday night, where I pimped some 33 year old flight attendant. She looked like she was 23, when I told my friends she was 33 they said bull****, she was lieing. I did **** with her from 4AM, until 10AM when I had to start getting ready to leave for the airport. I was a GOD for some reason that night
11-05-2007, 10:57 AM
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Oh and the night I face planted. I somehow work back up in my hotel room on the FARRR left side of my bed. I never sleep on a side of my bed, so I was like WTF... then i looked and notice that I had thrown up ALLLLL over the other side of the bed in my sleep 
11-05-2007, 12:54 PM
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Oh dear god what now??
You can't possibly mean this thread
https://www.i-club.com/forums/vendor-tuning-service-parts-review-152/let-drama-begain-173665/
You can't possibly mean this thread
https://www.i-club.com/forums/vendor-tuning-service-parts-review-152/let-drama-begain-173665/
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