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Old 03-02-2005, 10:09 AM
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I would expect a higher average nookie rate over a lifetime, however, due to the early on sexin in the married couple.
My young padowan learner, all the sex comes before marriage. Once they have you legally hooked, they don't have to try so hard anymore - that's the trick.

Fortunately I don't have that problem.
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There is to much math involved in this thread now my head hurts.
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Old 03-02-2005, 10:13 AM
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Oh yeah, my buddy told me at my bachelor party (and several times after that) that marriage = no more bj's.

Again, fortunately I don't have that problem.
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Originally Posted by Egan
Oh yeah, my buddy told me at my bachelor party (and several times after that) that marriage = no more bj's.

Again, fortunately I don't have that problem.

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Originally Posted by Egan
Oh yeah, my buddy told me at my bachelor party (and several times after that) that marriage = no more bj's.

Again, fortunately I don't have that problem.
What? marriage = no more bj's?!?!? Must be a different brand of marriage that I got. I don't have that problem either.
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Old 03-02-2005, 10:37 AM
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What? marriage = no more bj's?!?!? Must be a different brand of marriage that I got. I don't have that problem either.
That's what I keep telling my buddy everytime I see him. You should see the look on his face. Of course he's been married for 10 years and has 4 kids and I've only been married 4 months.
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Originally Posted by Egan
That's what I keep telling my buddy everytime I see him. You should see the look on his face. Of course he's been married for 10 years and has 4 kids and I've only been married 4 months.
We're at 2 years. Tell your friend I'll cry for him next time I'm getting one. :rotfl:
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We're at 2 years. Tell your friend I'll cry for him next time I'm getting one. :rotfl:
That would be really weird to watch someone cry while your giving them head.
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Originally Posted by STi deede
That would be really weird to watch someone cry while your giving them head.

A friend of mine told me that on of her bf would cry after having seccs.

When I met the dude, I couldn't stop laughing...
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Originally Posted by STi deede
That would be really weird to watch someone cry while your giving them head.
This guy my wife and I used to work with said that this girl we knew gave such a good bj it made him cry.

We forever had this image of him curled up in a ball crying like a baby. Sad. We laughed at him for like a year.
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
A friend of mine told me that on of her bf would cry after having seccs.

When I met the dude, I couldn't stop laughing...
Ack!!! Maybe it's the same guy!!!
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Originally Posted by ryball
Ack!!! Maybe it's the same guy!!!
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Hey dip****, are you going to the M&M thing on 3/12 or not?
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Originally Posted by Egan
Hey dipshit, are you going to the M&M thing on 3/12 or not?
So Vulgar!

I have to see.

You coming out to lunch? We'll talk.


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