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Old Mar 2, 2005 | 10:09 AM
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I would expect a higher average nookie rate over a lifetime, however, due to the early on sexin in the married couple.
My young padowan learner, all the sex comes before marriage. Once they have you legally hooked, they don't have to try so hard anymore - that's the trick.

Fortunately I don't have that problem.
Old Mar 2, 2005 | 10:10 AM
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Old Mar 2, 2005 | 10:13 AM
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Oh yeah, my buddy told me at my bachelor party (and several times after that) that marriage = no more bj's.

Again, fortunately I don't have that problem.
Old Mar 2, 2005 | 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Egan
Oh yeah, my buddy told me at my bachelor party (and several times after that) that marriage = no more bj's.

Again, fortunately I don't have that problem.

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Old Mar 2, 2005 | 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Egan
Oh yeah, my buddy told me at my bachelor party (and several times after that) that marriage = no more bj's.

Again, fortunately I don't have that problem.
What? marriage = no more bj's?!?!? Must be a different brand of marriage that I got. I don't have that problem either.
Old Mar 2, 2005 | 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by ryball
What? marriage = no more bj's?!?!? Must be a different brand of marriage that I got. I don't have that problem either.
That's what I keep telling my buddy everytime I see him. You should see the look on his face. Of course he's been married for 10 years and has 4 kids and I've only been married 4 months.
Old Mar 2, 2005 | 10:47 AM
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That's what I keep telling my buddy everytime I see him. You should see the look on his face. Of course he's been married for 10 years and has 4 kids and I've only been married 4 months.
We're at 2 years. Tell your friend I'll cry for him next time I'm getting one. :rotfl:
Old Mar 2, 2005 | 11:07 AM
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We're at 2 years. Tell your friend I'll cry for him next time I'm getting one. :rotfl:
That would be really weird to watch someone cry while your giving them head.
Old Mar 2, 2005 | 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by STi deede
That would be really weird to watch someone cry while your giving them head.

A friend of mine told me that on of her bf would cry after having seccs.

When I met the dude, I couldn't stop laughing...
Old Mar 2, 2005 | 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by STi deede
That would be really weird to watch someone cry while your giving them head.
This guy my wife and I used to work with said that this girl we knew gave such a good bj it made him cry.

We forever had this image of him curled up in a ball crying like a baby. Sad. We laughed at him for like a year.
Old Mar 2, 2005 | 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
A friend of mine told me that on of her bf would cry after having seccs.

When I met the dude, I couldn't stop laughing...
Ack!!! Maybe it's the same guy!!!
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Originally Posted by ryball
Ack!!! Maybe it's the same guy!!!
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Old Mar 2, 2005 | 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
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Hey dip****, are you going to the M&M thing on 3/12 or not?
Old Mar 2, 2005 | 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Egan
Hey dipshit, are you going to the M&M thing on 3/12 or not?
So Vulgar!

I have to see.

You coming out to lunch? We'll talk.


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