A lesson to those who are single, engaged, or newly married...
Father Time
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Originally Posted by StarsNlights
Ya Scott tried to pull this on me the other day. He says “oh Nate wanted to try and work on my car some more” so I am thinking, oh he wants to mess around with the turbo again, no big deal. Then Saturday comes along, the car sounds a little different but I didn’t want to say anything yet. I couldn’t figure out what it was yet and I didn’t want to give away that I knew. Then the dumb *** starts staring at the exhaust of the car in front of us. I am looking going hmmmm, he realizes I am catching on and as innocently as he can say “notice anything” yeah you #%$#^$@^%& damn you and getting new car parts and not telling me. Damn you lying to me “Nate just needs to work on my car” he lead me to believe it was just the turbo again, but in reality he was getting a new exhaust.
Now he claims that he didn’t know about the exhaust and it just happened. Ya, that damn exhaust fairy just shows up out of no where and leaves new exhaust for everyone. But lets say the exhaust fairy did show up like Scott claims, why hide it from me? Why go those few days without telling me? Oh that’s right cause the exhaust fairy doesn’t exist and he knew why his car was “getting worked on”
Now he claims that he didn’t know about the exhaust and it just happened. Ya, that damn exhaust fairy just shows up out of no where and leaves new exhaust for everyone. But lets say the exhaust fairy did show up like Scott claims, why hide it from me? Why go those few days without telling me? Oh that’s right cause the exhaust fairy doesn’t exist and he knew why his car was “getting worked on”
Originally Posted by N600
what do i have to leave under my pollow to get the exhaust fairy to leave me a catback?
Father Time
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From: You're doing it wrong!
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Originally Posted by kidatari
Duh, your stock exhaust! And if you're extra good, the Exhaust Fairy will bring you a DP and CEL Fix!!
j/k. I know what it is but can't you guys just turn that off with the ecutek?
dangit! the wifey will notice my stock exhaust under the pollow and know somethings up...
i have a feeling the coilover fairy will be showing up soon...
the lower lip add-on fairy had a confirmed delivery today...
just got to get home and see where it's stashed.
that was another "oops...hon, did i forget to mention?..."
it was funny cuz i ordered the lip kit w/ my christmas bonus money bout didn't bother really bringing it up, then on Saturday we went to her mom's house and i was talking to her father-in-law and he works at a bodyshop so i was asking him how much to paint them...he told me to just bring them down on the next trip and so thien i guess he mentioned it to my mother-in-law and she said something to my wife...
so n the trip home she says "so why are we coming back down, and what is it you're getting painted????"
hahahaa...oop...sorry babe.
i have a feeling the coilover fairy will be showing up soon...
the lower lip add-on fairy had a confirmed delivery today...
just got to get home and see where it's stashed.
that was another "oops...hon, did i forget to mention?..."
it was funny cuz i ordered the lip kit w/ my christmas bonus money bout didn't bother really bringing it up, then on Saturday we went to her mom's house and i was talking to her father-in-law and he works at a bodyshop so i was asking him how much to paint them...he told me to just bring them down on the next trip and so thien i guess he mentioned it to my mother-in-law and she said something to my wife...
so n the trip home she says "so why are we coming back down, and what is it you're getting painted????"
hahahaa...oop...sorry babe.
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but exhaust is working on the car. there was a car and some work involved, so it's not really a lie.
ask dawn sometime about how i went out the day after christmas to look for wireless x-box controllers and drove home in my g35.
ask dawn sometime about how i went out the day after christmas to look for wireless x-box controllers and drove home in my g35.
ask dawn sometime about how i went out the day after christmas to look for wireless x-box controllers and drove home in my g35.
"well, babe it was either this or wait until the end of Feb for GT4..."
