Mu uncle's wife asked if we would watch her duck while they were out of town.

This is Sunny...


...and these are the benefits.


These are by far the best eggs I have ever eaten.

 

Is it duck season or rabbit season?

 

Actually, my cat brought home half of a rabbit a few days ago, buts thats another story.

 

why the **** would you want a pet duck

 

Its actually very affectionate. It will follow you everywhere and never leave your side. This duck is called a "runner". Chinese used herds of these ducks to eat bugs off of their crops. They would stick a white flag in the ground where they wanted the ducks to roam around. As soon as they took the flag out of the ground all of they ducks would round up and follow the farmer to the next location.

But it does **** every where so that really sucks.

 

... but.... its a duck...

 

i used to have a pet blue jay... now that thing **** everwhere... the tops of my book cases still have **** stains.