oh yeah... how do you say "walks on water" using as many corporate buzz words as possible?

 

Whatever you do, make sure it involves the word "synergy".

 

how about.

"I take the specs from the customers to the engineers."

 

proactive, dynamic, ... crap let me just give you my boss' phone number.

Oh and here's a link that might help.

http://reviews-zdnet.com.com/4520-6033_16-4205087.html

http://www.robietherobot.com/buzzword.htm

 

one of my managers (i have 8) used the word "synergism" and half the room busted up laughing.

i think i'll also work in "irregardless"

 

though I've heard that it is technically correct, that word bugs the living **** out of me. That is on my top 5 word I hate most in this world.

 

try and squeeze in "it puts the lotion on".

 

And don't for to put Yeeeaaahhh... on the end.

 

that movie was good...

LMAO

 

irregardless is one of those words that is only really a word because people mis-used it often enough to where it becomes a word irrespective of it having any real meaning.

I can't stand it either. Etymologically it doesn't make sense, so despite it being a word now, I still refuse to use it.

Russ, make sure to point out that you spend all day on a forum for a car you don't even own anymore.

 

:rotfl:

 

hahahaha owned!

 

oddly, this forum is more entertaining and more informative in general when it comes to cars than any g35 forum i've found.

 

Just end every sentence with "hands down."

 

Don't forget to put "the end." at the end.