It's time for my annual eval, and i get to write it
 

oh yeah... how do you say "walks on water" using as many corporate buzz words as possible?

Whatever you do, make sure it involves the word "synergy".

how about.

"I take the specs from the customers to the engineers."

proactive, dynamic, ... crap let me just give you my boss' phone number.

Oh and here's a link that might help.

[url]http://reviews-zdnet.com.com/4520-6033_16-4205087.html[/url]

[url]http://www.robietherobot.com/buzzword.htm[/url]

[QUOTE=sonicsuby]Whatever you do, make sure it involves the word "synergy".[/QUOTE]
one of my managers (i have 8) used the word "synergism" and half the room busted up laughing.

i think i'll also work in "irregardless"

[QUOTE=RussB]i think i'll also work in "irregardless"[/QUOTE]

though I've heard that it is technically correct, that word bugs the living sh!t out of me. That is on my top 5 word I hate most in this world.

try and squeeze in "it puts the lotion on".

And don't for to put Yeeeaaahhh... on the end.

[QUOTE=sonicsuby]Whatever you do, make sure it involves the word "synergy".[/QUOTE]

that movie was good...

[QUOTE=RussB]one of my managers (i have 8) used the word "synergism" and half the room busted up laughing.

i think i'll also work in "irregardless"[/QUOTE]

LMAO

[QUOTE=ryball]though I've heard that it is technically correct, that word bugs the living sh!t out of me. That is on my top 5 word I hate most in this world.[/QUOTE]

[i]irregardless[/i] is one of those words that is only really a word because people mis-used it often enough to where it becomes a word irrespective of it having any real meaning.

I can't stand it either. Etymologically it doesn't make sense, so despite it being a word now, I still refuse to use it.

Russ, make sure to point out that you spend all day on a forum for a car you don't even own anymore.

[QUOTE=nKoan][i]irregardless[/i] is one of those words that is only really a word because people mis-used it often enough to where it becomes a word irrespective of it having any real meaning.

I can't stand it either. Etymologically it doesn't make sense, so despite it being a word now, I still refuse to use it.

Russ, make sure to point out that you spend all day on a forum for a car you don't even own anymore.[/QUOTE]

:rotfl:

[QUOTE=nKoan]Russ, make sure to point out that you spend all day on a forum for a car you don't even own anymore.[/QUOTE]

hahahaha owned!

[QUOTE=nKoan]Russ, make sure to point out that you spend all day on a forum for a car you don't even own anymore.[/QUOTE]

oddly, this forum is more entertaining [i]and[/i] more informative in general when it comes to cars than any g35 forum i've found.

Just end every sentence with "hands down."

Don't forget to put "the end." at the end.