It's Monday boys and girls.
Originally Posted by ryball
Don't forget about 5 years stencilling toilets on someone else's designs. 

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Originally Posted by Egan
I'm exhausted...
I havn't been posting like I normally do. You know, I think I'm going to stop too.
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
I hear ya. It's looking like tonight will be a late one.
Of course work tomorrow is going to suck...
Okay, I just threw up a little...My co-worker and long time friend Jesse just stuck his *** in my office and tried to fart, but I think he sharted himself..ultimate self ownage..I cannot go on today.
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Originally Posted by LagnWagn
Okay, I just threw up a little...My co-worker and long time friend Jesse just stuck his *** in my office and tried to fart, but I think he sharted himself..ultimate self ownage..I cannot go on today.
Last year, I was in my boss's office, along with my co-worker.
At the end of the meeting, co-worker sneezed, and, due to momentary loss of control, really shat his drawers.
Boss & I just looked at each other, then at Mr Shatpants, not knowing what to say.
Originally Posted by Oaf
:rotfl:
Last year, I was in my boss's office, along with my co-worker.
At the end of the meeting, co-worker sneezed, and, due to momentary loss of control, really shat his drawers.
Boss & I just looked at each other, then at Mr Shatpants, not knowing what to say.
Last year, I was in my boss's office, along with my co-worker.
At the end of the meeting, co-worker sneezed, and, due to momentary loss of control, really shat his drawers.
Boss & I just looked at each other, then at Mr Shatpants, not knowing what to say.
:rotfl: OMG! hahahaha
Theres nothing better than the old "Crap your pants at work" trick!
Originally Posted by LagnWagn
Okay, I just threw up a little...My co-worker and long time friend Jesse just stuck his *** in my office and tried to fart, but I think he sharted himself..ultimate self ownage..I cannot go on today.
Originally Posted by LagnWagn
:rotfl: OMG! hahahaha
Theres nothing better than the old "Crap your pants at work" trick!
Theres nothing better than the old "Crap your pants at work" trick!
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Originally Posted by ryball
I didn't know that was actually a move. :rotfl:
While extremely risky, it offers the biggest "bang for buck" in regards to getting out of work.
However, it can "back fire" if it's executed poorly; such as not having a air tight excuse for making poopy in your drawers.
You have been warned.



hehehe.. You should come to the meets more often. 