morning

 

< had his face broken last october.. i know the feeling

 

a co-worker had that procedure and had raccoon black eyes for about 2 months.
he looked beat!

he said after it healed he never slept better though.

 

Hooray for Jake going a full 24 hours without peeing/crapping in the house. My sanity might survive yet (and it only took taking him outside at 10:30pm, 3am, 7am and 45 minutes ago).

 

puppy?

dogs are too high maintenance.

 

puto!

 

pendejo!

 

OMGHI2U

 

srsly.

 

For reals. But better than high maintenance wimmenz. And I can train a dog.

 

Sup, crackas.

 

:rotfl:
QFT!

who yous callin' cracka, white?


BTW, do you know where that term originated? (and it's not from white saltines)

 

Wikipedia knows all:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/*******_(pejorative)


There are various theories concerning the origin of the term "*******".

The term "*******" was in use during Elizabethan times to describe braggarts. The original root of this is the Middle English word crack1 meaning "entertaining conversation" (One may be said to "crack" a joke); this term and the alternate spelling "craic" are still in use in Ireland and Scotland. It is documented in Shakespeare's King John (1595): "What ******* is this ... that deafes our ears / With this abundance of superfluous breath?"

By the 1760s, this term was in use by the English in the British North American colonies to refer to Scots-Irish settlers in the south. A letter to the Earl of Dartmouth reads: "I should explain to your Lordship what is meant by Crackers; a name they have got from being great boasters; they are a lawless set of rascalls on the frontiers of Virginia, Maryland, the Carolinas, and Georgia, who often change their places of abode". A similar usage was that of Charles Darwin in The Origin of Species, to refer to "Virginia squatters" (illegal settlers) (p. 35).

Other possible origins of the term "*******" are linked to early Florida cattle herders that traditionally used whips to herd wild Spanish cattle. The crack of the herders' whips could be heard for great distances and were used to round cattle in pens and to keep the cows on a given track. Also, "*******" has historically been used to refer to those engaged in the low paying job of cracking pecans and other nuts in Georgia and throughout the southeast U.S.

One theory holds that the term dates back to slavery in the antebellum South. Many slaver foremen used bullwhips to discipline African slaves, and the sound the whip made when used was described as 'cracking the whip'. The foremen who cracked these whips were thus known as 'crackers'. [1][2][3]

According to the 1911 edition of the Encyclopedia Britannica, "*******" is a term of contempt for the "poor" or "mean whites," particularly of Georgia and Florida. Britannica notes that the term dates back to the American Revolution, and is derived from the "cracked corn" which formed their staple food. (Note that in British English "mean" is a term for poverty, not malice.) [3]

Historically the word suggested poor, white rural Americans with little formal education. Historians point out the term originally referred to the strong Scots-Irish of the backcountry (as opposed to the English of the seacoast). Thus a sociologist reported in 1926: "As the plantations expanded these freed men (formerly bond servants) were pushed further and further back upon the more and more sterile soil. They became 'pinelanders', 'corn-crackers', or 'crackers'." [Kephard Highlanders]

 

Whitey, c'mon. I'd also accept "greasy ***."

Sorry, I forgot the messicans

 

someone launched the back of there head into my face while playing basketball...my whole face hurt.. similar to what you said about the pain, my eyes, cheeks, teeth, basically my whole face hurt...nose is still tender in certain areas..and i used to get terrible headaches regularly.. not so bad anymore