Which means he's drunk dialing! Don't be fooled! LoL

 

haha i got the call on Wednesday.

 

i got the call a few weeks ago. i told them that paul had some prostitution issues that he needs to get some help with, other then that he is a great guy when he works on my car drunk.... lol.

 

They called me. I discussed the fact that I don't like the way he road tunes my car, or the way he feels my wife up, or the fact that he has elevator eyes and the elevator keeps stopping on the fourth floor. He smells sometimes, and when he sweats he breaks out. He likes cheap beer followed by expensive beer, hookers whose bodies have begun to stiffen from rigor mortis and slow **** massages. That is all.

 

That's ****ed, up, man. Totally uncalled for.




























He doesn't drink cheap beer.

 

I'm not a valued customer.

 

QFT!!!

 

But I don't mind not having air conditioning in a shop that has it's door open 80% of the year.