I think I just got raped.

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Old Dec 7, 2007 | 04:05 PM
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I think I just got raped.

So... that girl that keeps eye-f00king me at work somehow got her computer booted off the network and she grabs me while I am going down the hall.

It's an older machine so the local administrator account is b0rked. I have to use locksmith to reset the password.

My wife calls. I answer.

me: (to wife) Hey baby, what's up?

(girl comes back around corner)

girl: So, it's not an easy one, huh?

me: (to girl simultaneously while wife asking what time I'll be home) No, I have to do some backdoor (right here I knew I had picked the wrong words)... umm, some bad stuff... (not making things better). I have to reset the admin password.

wife: WTF?! Back door... bad stuff? She was laughing her *** off at me.

me: (to wife) I know shut up. That came out wrong.

wife: sounds like something is GOING IN wrong.

me: (to wife) It got canceled. I'll be home regular time. (I was supposed to go to do some side computer support at one of the doctor's houses tonight) Okay, love you, bye. (hang up)

girl: (leans in a bit and whispers) I'm okay with backdoor bad stuff.

me: you better be or you won't be able to use your computer today.





I think the old lady that is on the other side of her cube heard. Hope I don't get reprimanded.
Old Dec 7, 2007 | 04:09 PM
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wow....need pics though (not of the computer )
at least a description.
Old Dec 7, 2007 | 04:12 PM
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top heavy, 5 or 6 face. still no pics
Old Dec 7, 2007 | 04:16 PM
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yeah, title is supposed to be raped. raped. kthx
Old Dec 7, 2007 | 04:23 PM
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soo... ?
Old Dec 7, 2007 | 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by ryball
top heavy, 5 or 6 face. still no pics



Must Resist
Old Dec 7, 2007 | 04:46 PM
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Must Resist
Old Dec 7, 2007 | 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Rivers


Must Resist
Phisting?
Old Dec 7, 2007 | 07:33 PM
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pics or shens...
Old Dec 7, 2007 | 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by ryball
girl: (leans in a bit and whispers) I'm okay with backdoor bad stuff.
Phone number or shens.
Old Dec 7, 2007 | 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by SubyN00by
pics or shens...
see...if she was that into it...she'd let you fire off a shot or two...no pun intended...
Old Dec 7, 2007 | 10:05 PM
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Old Dec 8, 2007 | 02:04 AM
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Phone number or shens.
winnar! hahaaha
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