:rotfl: dude! that chick I told you about, that I called an ugly cracked out *****.......she IMed me like 10 minutes ago while I was walking the dog

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OMFG. I just got back from the can. I was sitting there, doing my business, when another bathroom patron ran in, sat down, dropped a duece, and ran out.

I did not hear him:

1.) put down an *** gasket
b.) wash his hands

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haha when i did my torsion bars, i took a big *** screw driver like a foot and a half long, wedge it in a spot and literally shot the torsion bar into the trunk...


and haterooo grow some *****... tell the ***** to **** off

 

QFT

 

*** gaskets are for PUSSIES

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Real men hover & splatter the entire toilet

 

Sometimes nature doesn't give you enough time for an *** gasket. And hell, if everyone else does it, I don't have to. That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.

Not washing the hands, though, is a completely different set of wrong.

 

I hate your kind

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The *** gasket doesn't prevent the splash of water from a dropping turd from getting on the ***...that's why I don't use one. How many germs are there on the outside of the *** anyways?

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Hahahaha i only do that in extreme cases... like one time i had to GOOOO at hagan park and when i went in there i almost lost my cookies... there was NO WAY IN HELL i was sitting on that can

 

So I txt'd her back to tell her off and said how much of paranoid lunatic she and went on how she's made my life miserable and what not. Man...I've never seen so many pissed off txt's within a 5min. span before! lol

 

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not enough sack to do it on the phone so you broke up with a girl in the hospital via text message!


that's classic!

 

plz post

 

Yay I get to go sit in the doctors office all day :\

 

Yes you do have AIDS and it is Ed's fault