So I call this company for support. They have pretty slick software; it does full system backups and recovery for Linux, AIX and Solaris. They can do backups and netboot recoveries across hardware types. Anyway, I'm setting up a POC for the software in our environment and needed a push in the right direction. The support guy goes to check with someone else about a question I have and puts me on hold.

There's a pause for a second on hold and all of a sudden:



It's looping .

 

^lol
sounds like some cool software ppls.
are you a sys admin? work with *ix type of os?

 

You've seen his posts, would you trust that douchenozzle as a sys admin

 

no.

 

el oh el

 

My company didn't trust me as a sysadmin either.

That's why they promoted me to engineer.

Wait.

 

ohh snap

 

No, they just let you BELIEVE you're an engineer. They actually have a real engineer somewhere hidden that designs everything. They've learned not to trust you but feel bad and don't want to give you the news

 

titles make me LOL.

unless it's something like " MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE"

 

People ask me and I tell them my title. Then, they go ahead and say "oh, you're a programmer?" "um..sure. Why not."

sooo i just gave up and tell them I work in IT

 

I thought you were a fluffer for gay pr0n

 

I need the card/number so I can access the online databases from home so I don't have to go to the library.

Actually, I got to the library most days because the have really comfy chairs to nap in

 

Let me ask you this.

would you be if they paid you 130k a year to do it?

 

No ****in way

Maybe 1.3

 

what if they paid you cash. never reported to the IRS and you do it 3 times a week.