awesome

 

*...epileptic seizure initiated....the tongue has been bitten and there is blood gushing out of the mouth...can't stop watching hypnocat...can't stop....*

 

seriously i wish i was that cool. ****in ret pallies

 

it hurts my eyes but i too cant look away

 

now you know how we feel when you post

 

LIGHTNING BOLT!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!!

 

I'd rather get some head...



There was another one where a kid got detention for saying "That's what she said"... but I can't find it.

 

somewhere i have one from when i got caught trying to squeeze a huge catfish carcass into another kids locker.

 

burn me

 

Free lunch today booyeeeeee

 

so I went to the library to get a new card because I lost mine (thats what happens when I oly use it every 6 months, I forget where I put it 6 months ago) and the guy goes "well its a dollar to replace it, are you SURE you lost it???" For a dollar, I'll go ahead and call it lost rather than tear apart the house looking for it

Didn't have a dollar on me though

 

What the hell were you going to do at the Library anyway?

 

He was gonna "find" a laptop

 

last time i did that the guy asked me "do you know when the last time you used it?"

"umm its been awile"

"Yes it has, its been almost five years"