he got what he deserved
02-08-2005, 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Oaf
I'm hoping that the mother ****er died a slow a painful death, preferably slowly drowning on his on blood and other bodily juices.
See, I was a paper boy when I was in jr high.
One day while delivering my papers on my sweet DG BMX bike(red Z rims, red alloy everything, snakebelly tires, etc) I had these two Hessiens roll up to me in primer gray 69 Firebird and shoot me with bleach-filled squirt guns.
The bastards ruined my 501s and low top checkered Vans, not to mention burning my eyes a tad.
After that, I started carrying a Crossman pellet gun; semi auto CO2 type, hoping "they" would make a 2nd appearance.
They did, after about three weeks, & did they get ****ed up.
Tried to knock me off my bike a la the door, but missed.
I got off a few shots, hitting the bondo bucket, causing the driver to slam on the brakes.
His greasy-haired *****, wearing a Judas Preist concert T, started towards me, yelling stoner non-sense, when I shot him in the chest, face, and groin.
The driver got more of the same when he advanced towards me, twirling his nunchucks.
"**** you!" I yelled, in my pre-pubescent man/boy voice, pedalling as fast as my 44/16 sprocket ratio would carry me.
People that hit kids on bikes suck huge AIDS infected ******.
See, I was a paper boy when I was in jr high.
One day while delivering my papers on my sweet DG BMX bike(red Z rims, red alloy everything, snakebelly tires, etc) I had these two Hessiens roll up to me in primer gray 69 Firebird and shoot me with bleach-filled squirt guns.
The bastards ruined my 501s and low top checkered Vans, not to mention burning my eyes a tad.
After that, I started carrying a Crossman pellet gun; semi auto CO2 type, hoping "they" would make a 2nd appearance.
They did, after about three weeks, & did they get ****ed up.
Tried to knock me off my bike a la the door, but missed.
I got off a few shots, hitting the bondo bucket, causing the driver to slam on the brakes.
His greasy-haired *****, wearing a Judas Preist concert T, started towards me, yelling stoner non-sense, when I shot him in the chest, face, and groin.
The driver got more of the same when he advanced towards me, twirling his nunchucks.
"**** you!" I yelled, in my pre-pubescent man/boy voice, pedalling as fast as my 44/16 sprocket ratio would carry me.
People that hit kids on bikes suck huge AIDS infected ******.
02-08-2005, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Oaf
I'm hoping that the mother ****er died a slow a painful death, preferably slowly drowning on his on blood and other bodily juices.
See, I was a paper boy when I was in jr high.
One day while delivering my papers on my sweet DG BMX bike(red Z rims, red alloy everything, snakebelly tires, etc) I had these two Hessiens roll up to me in primer gray 69 Firebird and shoot me with bleach-filled squirt guns.
The bastards ruined my 501s and low top checkered Vans, not to mention burning my eyes a tad.
After that, I started carrying a Crossman pellet gun; semi auto CO2 type, hoping "they" would make a 2nd appearance.
They did, after about three weeks, & did they get ****ed up.
Tried to knock me off my bike a la the door, but missed.
I got off a few shots, hitting the bondo bucket, causing the driver to slam on the brakes.
His greasy-haired *****, wearing a Judas Preist concert T, started towards me, yelling stoner non-sense, when I shot him in the chest, face, and groin.
The driver got more of the same when he advanced towards me, twirling his nunchucks.
"**** you!" I yelled, in my pre-pubescent man/boy voice, pedalling as fast as my 44/16 sprocket ratio would carry me.
People that hit kids on bikes suck huge AIDS infected ******.
See, I was a paper boy when I was in jr high.
One day while delivering my papers on my sweet DG BMX bike(red Z rims, red alloy everything, snakebelly tires, etc) I had these two Hessiens roll up to me in primer gray 69 Firebird and shoot me with bleach-filled squirt guns.
The bastards ruined my 501s and low top checkered Vans, not to mention burning my eyes a tad.
After that, I started carrying a Crossman pellet gun; semi auto CO2 type, hoping "they" would make a 2nd appearance.
They did, after about three weeks, & did they get ****ed up.
Tried to knock me off my bike a la the door, but missed.
I got off a few shots, hitting the bondo bucket, causing the driver to slam on the brakes.
His greasy-haired *****, wearing a Judas Preist concert T, started towards me, yelling stoner non-sense, when I shot him in the chest, face, and groin.
The driver got more of the same when he advanced towards me, twirling his nunchucks.
"**** you!" I yelled, in my pre-pubescent man/boy voice, pedalling as fast as my 44/16 sprocket ratio would carry me.
People that hit kids on bikes suck huge AIDS infected ******.
You didn't make that up,you got it from the E.T. special addition DVD's deleted scenes.
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