I have played hockey since I was 5 and oddly enough every time I do I am inadvertantly ice skating also.

 

But when Soggy says he is going to watch ice skating on TV tonight do you think hockey. Grow a brain and quit being an effing idiot - if that is at all possible...

When I used to play hockey I played the game and did not dance and twirl off in the corner away from the puck. If that is what you are in to, then you are a homo also. We all wondered, now we know...

 

Sounds like you talk about hockey in the past tense now............what's the matter not in shape enough to continue. Posts like this make you look like the ****ing idiot. TIA.

 

I said "used to play" and you mad the past tense connection. Way to go tard boy...

Yes I am out of shape, destroying a disc in your back can tend to do that to you.

Please do not deflect your anger at FEMA on me, it is not my fault that you cant get Govt. handouts because you chose to live below sea level...

 

Fixed.

And by the way, this is a prime example of why I don't think **** of what you say. If I were to draw some kind of a description of you in my head I'd say you were probably a loser in high school who didn't have many friends and were for the most part, a failure. I am lead to believe this because you do little other than your protocol lame name calling and attempting to make people feel bad about themselves. On some this may work but it doesn't on me because I can clearly tell that you are obviously older than I am. The fact that you exhibit this level of maturity is the first thing that is gratifying. The second is that even though I lost a lot due to the hurricane I will have more (both physically and morally) than you will no matter how hard you work in life. Funny part is I'm younger and clearly more successful already. The third thing is that I don't say things to people over the internet that I wouldn't say to their face and I know that you wouldn't have the ***** to say that to my face because you'd get knocked the **** out. But guess what, I will be at a few meets later this year and I will give you that opportunity. So dz, I'll see you around and well see what a loser you are.

 

I have a strong feeling I know who "DZ" is...

 

So do I. I think he's histerical but I just wish he wouldn't be an asshat to everyone ALL THE TIME. Everyone on here knows I can take joke and if he was joking then I apoligize for not having my sarcasm filter on but it didn't sound that way. Like I said, I'll give him the chance to say it to my face but I just hope he has a good dental plan. I'm pretty sure fast food employers do give insurance.

 

He's kidding, if I'm right in who I think it is. He likes to get a rise out of ppl. So don't worry about it

 

If you both think I am who I think you think I am, then you are right. If not, then all 3 off us are mistaken.

Thanks, but I am just as much of a sarcastic smart *** in real life as I am on the boards. Maybe it does not come through as well when I type posts out on my PDA phone while taking a dump the size of a U-Haul on company time between batches of french fries down at the new McDonald's. I just wish that lazy *** drywall guy would wake his *** up and get the break room finished...

Here is a hint Sparky, I am always being sarcastic, I know nothing else. And for your info, I was the class clown and the resident pyromaniac that almost blew the chem lab up on several occasions in high school, but that was a long time ago...

I have a great dental plan, I just hope I don't lose my job for firing off a nice load of throat yogurt on your burger instead of the special sauce. We will see just how good your sense of humor is one of these days...

 

Alright, point taken then. You just sound so damn serious all the time. And by the way, that wasn't my burger, it was your girlfriends.

 

Well, at least she is used to it. Please don't tell my wife about her...

 

oh wtf?? Why am I somehow thrown in the mix??
:rotfl:

 

Oh no problem. I'd never take your wife out to diner anyway. We usually don't have time as your on your way home.

 

Because you've tried to have sex with everyone on i-club and you're the first homosexual that comes to mind.


*laughs histerically as he runs and hides*

 

Damn, and I thought she was talking about these:

When she said she had a little cocktail weenie to wet her appetite for the italian sausage...