Friday ......are we smart yet?
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I didn't act like a total asshat teenager, i used my blinker during a lane change in what i think you referred to as hyberblinker (flick it on then off too fast) cop kept driving then about 4 blocks away decided to flip a ***** in the middle of main (it was around 1am so it was literally just me and the cop on the road) he said i didn't use a blinker and that my front license plate isn't mounted, its an understandable reason, he must not have seen my blinker which must have alerted him and then he noticed my license plate, all in all no ticket, i just don't understand why he waited so long to turn around
Fail.
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I wish your mom douched last night.
I wish your mom douched last night.
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This does not apply, when I bang his mom I always wear a gas mask because that's the way she likes it. Not to mention the fact that the only banging of his mom that takes place involves forcibly removing her prosthetic leg, beating her over the head with it just prior to penetration from the socket to the knee with the sweaty liner still in place. This sloppy process results in a plethora of smegma soup which is then used to feed his starving siblings, fromunda cheese and all.
