and Friday?
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some people should end themselves.
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We're well aware of the mentality of your guys' security meatheads. ****in morons the lot of 'em.
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ya i didnt think you were.. i did originaly say anything about you either.. more about the park but firgured it wasnt too good of an idea after the fact 
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Friday is the day of Stupid People.
Case(s) in Point:
Dumbass neighbor cuts it close when pulling out in front of me.
I now have to follow Mr & Mrs Fatty McFatfat & their "ample" daughter out to the main road.
Because they were too busy om nom nom nomming on a dozen doghnuts, they failed to see the large female deer & her two babies in the road.
The tagged one of the babies, mortally injuring it.
I stop & pull over, turning on the flashers, and approach the kicking & screaming baby deer.
The McFatties step out of their car, with the wife in tears, and roll over to the deer.
"I didn't see it!" Mr McFattie sobs...while eating a chocolate old fashioned.
"What do we do now!?!" Mrs McFattie says in a hushed tone while consuming a buttermilk bar.
I went back to the car to retrieve my pistol to put the poor thing out of it's misery of having to see the McFatties standing over it.
"OMG!! You can't shoot it! We have to take it to the vet. Please don't shoot it!"
I proceed to tell the McFatties that had they not been feeding their fat faces & had paid attention while driving, this deer would not have to die.
But seeing they valued increasing their waist line more than practising safe driving skills, they were the cause of this mess.
But I agreed not to shoot it.
Instead, I kneeled down and placed one hand over it's muzzle & my other hand on top of it's head, trying to soothe it's last few moments on alive.
Then I snapped it's neck.
Case(s) in Point:
Dumbass neighbor cuts it close when pulling out in front of me.
I now have to follow Mr & Mrs Fatty McFatfat & their "ample" daughter out to the main road.
Because they were too busy om nom nom nomming on a dozen doghnuts, they failed to see the large female deer & her two babies in the road.
The tagged one of the babies, mortally injuring it.
I stop & pull over, turning on the flashers, and approach the kicking & screaming baby deer.
The McFatties step out of their car, with the wife in tears, and roll over to the deer.
"I didn't see it!" Mr McFattie sobs...while eating a chocolate old fashioned.
"What do we do now!?!" Mrs McFattie says in a hushed tone while consuming a buttermilk bar.
I went back to the car to retrieve my pistol to put the poor thing out of it's misery of having to see the McFatties standing over it.
"OMG!! You can't shoot it! We have to take it to the vet. Please don't shoot it!"
I proceed to tell the McFatties that had they not been feeding their fat faces & had paid attention while driving, this deer would not have to die.
But seeing they valued increasing their waist line more than practising safe driving skills, they were the cause of this mess.
But I agreed not to shoot it.
Instead, I kneeled down and placed one hand over it's muzzle & my other hand on top of it's head, trying to soothe it's last few moments on alive.
Then I snapped it's neck.
Those people are helza dumb. You should have taken thier food and ran away.
