Originally Posted by 96Imprez

Wait wait wait, do you nean December out there? Or do you mean December somewhere thats actually cold?

Originally Posted by Mr. Xevious

dunno dude.. that's a pretty good protest. that takes some *****.

for me, a protest fail would be to picket your local animal control shelter to stop killing animals.

Originally Posted by 96Imprez

i agree with Mr. Xevious, dudes got ***** to do that

Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned

Ex-Morgue Worker Accused Of Sex With Corpse

Wow......

....she must have been hawt!!

Originally Posted by Mr. Xevious

dunno dude.. that's a pretty good protest. that takes some *****.

for me, a protest fail would be to picket your local animal control shelter to stop killing animals.

Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned

Friday is the day of Stupid People.

Case(s) in Point:

Dumbass neighbor cuts it close when pulling out in front of me.
I now have to follow Mr & Mrs Fatty McFatfat & their "ample" daughter out to the main road.
Because they were too busy om nom nom nomming on a dozen doghnuts, they failed to see the large female deer & her two babies in the road.

The tagged one of the babies, mortally injuring it.
I stop & pull over, turning on the flashers, and approach the kicking & screaming baby deer.

The McFatties step out of their car, with the wife in tears, and roll over to the deer.

"I didn't see it!" Mr McFattie sobs...while eating a chocolate old fashioned.
"What do we do now!?!" Mrs McFattie says in a hushed tone while consuming a buttermilk bar.

I went back to the car to retrieve my pistol to put the poor thing out of it's misery of having to see the McFatties standing over it.

"OMG!! You can't shoot it! We have to take it to the vet. Please don't shoot it!"

I proceed to tell the McFatties that had they not been feeding their fat faces & had paid attention while driving, this deer would not have to die.
But seeing they valued increasing their waist line more than practising safe driving skills, they were the cause of this mess.

But I agreed not to shoot it.

Instead, I kneeled down and placed one hand over it's muzzle & my other hand on top of it's head, trying to soothe it's last few moments on alive.

Then I snapped it's neck.

Originally Posted by 96Imprez

morning to all, anybody know any good flash games that aren't in the flash games thread??

Originally Posted by nachomc

The Olympics were in Germany in 1936...

Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned

Friday is the day of Stupid People.

Case(s) in Point:

Dumbass neighbor cuts it close when pulling out in front of me.
I now have to follow Mr & Mrs Fatty McFatfat & their "ample" daughter out to the main road.
Because they were too busy om nom nom nomming on a dozen doghnuts, they failed to see the large female deer & her two babies in the road.

The tagged one of the babies, mortally injuring it.
I stop & pull over, turning on the flashers, and approach the kicking & screaming baby deer.

The McFatties step out of their car, with the wife in tears, and roll over to the deer.

"I didn't see it!" Mr McFattie sobs...while eating a chocolate old fashioned.
"What do we do now!?!" Mrs McFattie says in a hushed tone while consuming a buttermilk bar.

I went back to the car to retrieve my pistol to put the poor thing out of it's misery of having to see the McFatties standing over it.

"OMG!! You can't shoot it! We have to take it to the vet. Please don't shoot it!"

I proceed to tell the McFatties that had they not been feeding their fat faces & had paid attention while driving, this deer would not have to die.
But seeing they valued increasing their waist line more than practising safe driving skills, they were the cause of this mess.

But I agreed not to shoot it.

Instead, I kneeled down and placed one hand over it's muzzle & my other hand on top of it's head, trying to soothe it's last few moments on alive.

Then I snapped it's neck.

Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned

Originally Posted by jvick125

I didn't say it's cold. Just overcast and drizzling. I went to school for 5 years in Pennsylvania, I know what cold is.

Originally Posted by ryball

Check the flash games thread.

Originally Posted by nachomc

I hate when you have to poo but you're trying to hold off and then you fart. The fart skips off the turd and you're left wondering if a wipe is in order

Originally Posted by 96Imprez

Wow, he is gonna get one year for sexually assaulting a dead body



Ok i was just wondering



I did, nothing new since the last time I checked

Originally Posted by nachomc

I hate when you have to poo but you're trying to hold off and then you fart. The fart skips off the turd and you're left wondering if a wipe is in order

Originally Posted by ryball

Just go, it's not worth sharting over.