Day Of The Hump
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Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 25,095
From: Funtown
Car Info: A limousine with a chauffer
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny,
but yo I'm makin' money, see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky.
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny,
but yo I'm makin' money, see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky.
Straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl, come here are you ticklish?
Yeah I called ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom,
I once got busy in a burger king bathroom
I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee,
they say I'm ugly but it just don't phase me
I'm still gettin in the girls pants
and I even got my own dance
