Marriage is a horrible failure in pretty much every way

 

ya know, that's not the first time I've heard you say that. Have you been married before? Did you have some horrible experience with it?

 

I like this one better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFf0-0lpogE&NR=1

 

When you're as self-centered as, well, you... it's a little difficult to imagine anybody else being any different.

 

No but ive seen a looooot of people have their lives ruined by it

Maybe you're right

 

A lot of people have their lives ruined by drugs but you don't seem to mind doing them anyway.

 

 

Nice.

 

I dont shoot heroin or smoke crack either

 

Not everyone marries a complete ****.

 

I knew you'd come back with that. Marijuana is a gateway drug, blah blah, I don't care Just wanted to get you on it .

Anyway, sure, if you get a nasty divorce going, it can **** your life up. No doubt. But like I was saying before, we intend this to be a lifelong thing, so protecting the things we've built together, like our assets, for example. Additionally, marriage means I get to make medical decisions for her if she cannot, and vice versa, which is much better than our parents having the choice

 

I dunno... I think Furley's life would take a significant downturn if some form of LEO were to tour his domecile.

 

Yeah its not always bad but i think i would have to live with a chick for AT LEAST 5 years before i even considered getting married to her, that should be long enough to REALLY know a person so theres no suprises that pop up when you get married (heartbreak kid lol).

Yeah they probably wouldnt appreciate the three highschool girls bound & gagged in my closet with carrots in their asses

 

damn, furley ownage today

 

pwnt.