No, he just keeps it on the best day of the year. January 25th, my birfday-izzle.

 

Yeah, I've been waiting for those for a while now.

 

damm i have to buy two

 

What's for lunch biatches?

 

Mac & Cheese from Boston Market that gave me some of the most gnarly smelling farts ever.

 

Turkey sammiches.

 

dont even talk to me... i ate at my dot-Indian neighbors last night. they made "weak" food for me since im white. my mouth was on fire and now my anus feels like i just got out of a federal penn where the inmates skeet hotsauce.

 

Oooooh got a couple replies to my craigslist ad today, got two guys that wanna look at the car later

 

 

HOORAY My tires came in.

 

dude i want those

 

they'll probly suck your dick for $20 too

 

615's?

 

One dude sounded like a nerd with no self confidence (You know the type, "im uhhh interested in your uhhh car it would be great if you could uhhh you know maybe call me back")

And the other guy sounded super indian... (the kind that murdered your butthole)

 

no, Seriously, this is the worst smell I've ever smelt come out of my anus. Though I do feel your pain. It's sometimes hard forme to make it home from a chinese restaurant.