Dear Jeremy:

Well, I'd like to say that the last 15k miles that you and I have spent together have been wonderful.
However, after looking at my replacement, you were truly an abusive person. You'd get me all rev'ed up, ready for some action, only to sidestep me, leaving me all hot and bothered, spinning.

This last year or so of my rather short life has been hell. Just look at me!!
I'm worn to my bare rivets!
And you can't even say good bye.

I don't know which are worse; the deep physical scarring, heat induced cracking, or the fact that after abusing me, you've thrown me out like scrap steel.

I sincerely hope that you treat your next one better than you've treated me.

Sincerely,

Clutch.