Crappy Joke thread!!!
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Out at sea, there was a guy whale and a girl whale. They were swimming along when the guy whale noticed a ship sailing towards them. Aboard the ship was the sea captain that had killed the guy whale's father. He turned to the girl whale and told her what had happened, then suggested that they should do something. "We should swim underneath the boat and blow air out of our holes to tip the boat over," he said. So the two whales did just that. To their surprise they saw the crew still alive and swimming towards the shore. "Come on, we have to go eat them!" yelled the guy whale. The girl whale turned to him and said, "Hey, I went along with the *******, but I AM NOT going to eat the SEAMEN!"
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Originally Posted by RussA
Out at sea, there was a guy whale and a girl whale. They were swimming along when the guy whale noticed a ship sailing towards them. Aboard the ship was the sea captain that had killed the guy whale's father. He turned to the girl whale and told her what had happened, then suggested that they should do something. "We should swim underneath the boat and blow air out of our holes to tip the boat over," he said. So the two whales did just that. To their surprise they saw the crew still alive and swimming towards the shore. "Come on, we have to go eat them!" yelled the guy whale. The girl whale turned to him and said, "Hey, I went along with the *******, but I AM NOT going to eat the SEAMEN!"
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Originally Posted by RussA
Out at sea, there was a guy whale and a girl whale. They were swimming along when the guy whale noticed a ship sailing towards them. Aboard the ship was the sea captain that had killed the guy whale's father. He turned to the girl whale and told her what had happened, then suggested that they should do something. "We should swim underneath the boat and blow air out of our holes to tip the boat over," he said. So the two whales did just that. To their surprise they saw the crew still alive and swimming towards the shore. "Come on, we have to go eat them!" yelled the guy whale. The girl whale turned to him and said, "Hey, I went along with the *******, but I AM NOT going to eat the SEAMEN!"
Originally Posted by Ali G
Russ, that joke was so not funny. You should delete it before anyone actually reads it...
Um, you mods better move about 99% of the jokes in the other joke thread in here if you're gonna seperate the funny and unfunny ones.
...and on that note, someone either just cropdusted my cube of farted near the A/C's intake, because it stanks of fart up in here suddenly!!
...and on that note, someone either just cropdusted my cube of farted near the A/C's intake, because it stanks of fart up in here suddenly!!
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Originally Posted by sperry
...and on that note, someone either just cropdusted my cube of farted near the A/C's intake, because it stanks of fart up in here suddenly!!
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Originally Posted by sperry
Um, you mods better move about 99% of the jokes in the other joke thread in here if you're gonna seperate the funny and unfunny ones.
...and on that note, someone either just cropdusted my cube of farted near the A/C's intake, because it stanks of fart up in here suddenly!!
...and on that note, someone either just cropdusted my cube of farted near the A/C's intake, because it stanks of fart up in here suddenly!!
and you deserve the crop-dusting..I hope it was Nick!
Originally Posted by Ali G
Stop pointing fingers and close your legs...
Besides, with the exception of one time, my own farts don't really bother me enough to comment on. In fact, they're useful to keep the transients away from my cube.
Originally Posted by sperry
Um, you mods better move about 99% of the jokes in the other joke thread in here if you're gonna seperate the funny and unfunny ones.
...and on that note, someone either just cropdusted my cube of farted near the A/C's intake, because it stanks of fart up in here suddenly!!
...and on that note, someone either just cropdusted my cube of farted near the A/C's intake, because it stanks of fart up in here suddenly!!
Originally Posted by LagnWagn
Hahahaha! It's only funny because RussA's joke was seperated out...
and you deserve the crop-dusting..I hope it was Nick!
and you deserve the crop-dusting..I hope it was Nick!
At least without other people saying anything.
