Holly ****, you are ****ing super man... How the can you get hit with a piece of wood that has enough strength to fly through your windshield and not knock you out... while you are going 65+mph...

 

One benefit of that is that you get priority service @ ER - meaning they kicked out a lil old lady who pulled her serratus anterior sneezing to accomodate me.

 

I think you were on PCP.

 

"Did you see that Johnson?
This n*gger was on PCP... I had to use necessary force..... Now sprinkle some crack on him and lets get outa here..."
-Dave Chapelle

 

^ that's one of the all time best stand up routines IMO !...my car looks like it has crack sprinkled on it. funny thing about this situation is i'm applying for the chp now i've been thinking about it since i got out of the navy. after i was looking on their website to find the phone number, i saw what they start you out at for pay, about double what i make now as a mechanic at senator....

 

Did you guys hear about the two sac state guys that were throwing rocks at ppl on the freeway. Theyre being indicted on 14 felony charges. Sucks for them. They deserve it though. They almost killed a guy.