I found this on a website, is this true for anyjuan here?

You Know You're Asian if...

• You live in Asia.

• You look at your friend and see that he has the same haircut as you.

• You tap on the table when someone is pouring you tea.

• People think you're Chinese no matter what part of Asia you are truly
from.

• At a restaurant, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage
and NEVER order dessert.

• Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV.

• Your parents will get you into places 50% off by saying you are 12
when you are really 15.

• Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.

• Your non-Asian friends ask you how to curse in your language, so they
can curse to other Asians.

• Your relatives' houses smell either like mothballs or fish sauce.

• You have rocks, sticks, leaves, and other strange smelling stuff in your
medicine cabinet.

• Your parents owns a store or restaurant.

• Your mom has a short hair with a curly perm.

• Your dad is some kind of engineer.

• You ask your parents for help on a math problem and 2 hours later they
are still lecturing.

• You shop 99 Ranch Market.

• You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.

• You've eaten parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs.

• You dress like all your Asian friends.

• You get nothing when you do well in school, but you get crapped on
when you don't.

• You have about 12 or more Aunts or Uncles.

• You have tile in at least 2 rooms in your house.

• Your family owns only Asian cars (Toyota or Honda).

• You have woven mats in your house.

• Your family takes pictures everywhere they go.

• Your dad has the same haircut he had when he was a child.

• You see lots of Karaoke videos with phony girls in them.

• Nothing matches in your house.

• You have a box of noodles in your house.

• You have a bucket full of rice in your pantry.

• You own some kind of video game machine.

• You either know how to break dance or knows someone who does.

• All your little girl relatives have the same hair style.

• You were taller than your parents once you reached puberty.

• You tell your parents your about a crisis and they always have a story
to tell you about the same situation they had been through when they
were your age.

• You have a pair of sandals.

• Your parents or grandparents own a garden.

• Your mom wears really red lipstick.

• You only have Asian doctors/dentist.

• You either know how to speak your language or don't.

• You make fun of your parents when they speak English.

• Your parents like to gamble.

 

haha some true some not

 

and we know your are not..
so what make you think you know..what make you asian.

So you know you are a mexican if you eat tacos?

 

what's with your attitude Eddie?? I did not make these up, I found them on a web site. I'll post up the website if you want to see for yourself.

 

• Your mom has a short hair with a curly perm.

• Your dad is some kind of engineer.

hahahahaha how'd they know!? well, not anymore, but 10 years ago it was true.


i've seen other lists like this before.
like: you own a gallon of soy sauce.

they should add:
you don't know whens to uses plural

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shim022

hello, ghosts!

 

can we change the laugh at your parents when they speak english to "we laugh when eddy speaks english"

haha hi eddie

 

hey seri does this list offen you? or are you cool with it? unlike other people

 

i think it's funny.

but i guess there will always someone that will be offended by something.

 

im offen what ever that is

 

yea this list is pretty outdated i must say.
offensive? i dont care

 

Thats funny most people i've meet that are of Asian decent are from Southern California

ORLY? How many Cholos have shaved heads?
And you just sit there not even acknowleding thanks to the waiter
So what type of Mexican are you? Dirty Mexican, wet-back Mexican, illegal Mexican?
We usually get dessert somewhere else since we like going to different places

And rednecks cheer for car crashes at Nascar


At least we pay rather some other people I know

And your parents never do? I think all parents in general do that

And they fail each time trying to say it

Better than tapitio and sweaty pig

don't forget the bong, crack pipe and opium

Yes we own taco bell and del taco

That is the stupidest thing i have read today

At least my dad has a job.

They're educated

Yep and the mexicans work in the back

And you hold people at gun point

Who invented the donkey show?

I've seen you wearing a tokyo drive shirt, you trying to be like us?
and I quote "Born to success"

Thats less than rednecks

What does that mean?
Those are the 2 most sold vehicles in the united states, so everyone in the US is asian?

And you have door mats infront of yours

Because we have camera's go out and steal one

At least he aint balding
If you're only paying attention to he vids at Karaoke, you're missing the big picture

Better than your 2 story dorrito bag

Where are the beans?

Where's the tortillas?
PS2?

Mariachi band?

But none of them are pregnant like yours

Isn't that everyone?
is that all parents?

Never been to the beach?

And your people mow it for them

???
Becasue there's no such thing a a mexican doctor
At least I can speak english unlike other ppl who want spanish to be a requirement in our schools
At least they do speak english
I think everyone like to gamble at one point


Rojas if you found any of this funny or entertaining, you'll have no luck with asian ppl

 

not really, I was more like wtf whe I read this.

 

you racist

 

i don't care where you found it..
you posted it... and it's racist..

 

**** eddy comes in

eddie you are racist too so dont throw stones