thats 4

wtf

 

jagajong

 

so everyjuan here is keeping track of all the girls I've talk to?

1. Start at the top? Would that be the super hot girls? I don't waste my time trying to hit on those. I have no chance there.
2. I do usually say the wrong things
3. Sorry if I'm not a hard core drinker like you.

 

im not a hardcore drinker

ruben im fat
but yet i pull girls

and you can name my last two GFs

 

I'm not fat and don't pull girls

and have no gf......so it's looks like you do way better than me, good for you!

 

I don't think Mike is trying to put you down, he's just saying since he's fat its harder for him to pull in girls. You have an advantage over him.

 

how do I have advantage over him?? just cause of the weight difference? Mike can talk to the girls way better than I can.

 

but the ladies think you're italian !

 

and I also had one think I'm gay.

 

or A&F model?

 

But you are in Sigma Pi and girls think they need to sleep with you =)

 

look, next time someone calls you gay, just say..


"Look, im just trying new things... I get so much poontang on a regular basis that it bores me... so grow a dick and i'll try to have some fun with you"



I dunno.... just a thought *shrug*

 

hmmm....yeah that won't work

 

sorry, but your the only one that thinks that

 

something like this has worked for me in the past. Of course I was talking with a female tho