why

 

he is mr pimp

 

damn ruben. Turning down the ladies left and right..

 

1. too many for him to pick
2. he doesn't like japanese girls
3. he does but he doesn't show emotion =)

4. A&F model can't date??

 

1. too many for him to pick------not much of a selection
2. he doesn't like japanese girls-----japanese girls are fine
3. he does but he doesn't show emotion =)-----not sure how to answer this one
4. A&F model can't date??-----they can't?

 

3 crap i only had a selection of one for the last two GFs

 

5. he has already found his dream girl....














ming?

 

w0w seri

 

ahahaa i just caught that now.

 

get ready to get pepper sprayed for that!!

 

she has the peper spray

 

I'm jacking hers and using it on her!!

 

1. wants to start at teh top but really you might want to start at the bottom
2. selection of girls is fine just says the wrong things
3. doesn't drink enough, just ***** sips



I can only think of 3

 

what about the time ruben took a girl home after her drunk friend crashed her civic?

tacos mexico=for teh fackin win

 

thats right! omg ruben is the man he has no problem meeting girls.


what you do with them after is another story