Saw this on SRK so lets try this here
06-16-2009, 05:18 PM
#76
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You: herro
You: do u like buttsecks?
Stranger: Greetings from the deeps, where Neptune never sleeps
Stranger: neine!
You: como wut
Stranger: no butt sex
You: give or recieve?
Stranger: either
You:
Stranger: I keep it to vaginas only
Stranger: neither*
Stranger: sorry
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You: herro
You: do u like buttsecks?
Stranger: Greetings from the deeps, where Neptune never sleeps
Stranger: neine!
You: como wut
Stranger: no butt sex
You: give or recieve?
Stranger: either
You:
Stranger: I keep it to vaginas only
Stranger: neither*
Stranger: sorry
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06-16-2009, 05:31 PM
#77
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Stranger: ****?
You: im talking a **** (crap)
Stranger: ****?
You: http://www.smouch.net/lol/
You: its funny
Stranger: no
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Stranger: ****?
You: im talking a **** (crap)
Stranger: ****?
You: http://www.smouch.net/lol/
You: its funny
Stranger: no
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06-16-2009, 06:34 PM
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Stranger: Hey bb.
You: BB?
Stranger: as;?
You: not really, no
Stranger: No?
You: I don't think so, you?
Stranger: Oui.
You: Ca vas?
Stranger: Oui ca va.
Stranger: Et toi?
You: Ca va
Stranger: Qu'est-ce que vous faites?
You: typing on the computer
You: you?
Stranger: Je mange.
You: qu'est ce que to mange?
Stranger: Un hot dog.
You: thats what she said
Stranger: o;
You: good bye
Stranger: Au revoir.
You: BB?
Stranger: as;?
You: not really, no
Stranger: No?
You: I don't think so, you?
Stranger: Oui.
You: Ca vas?
Stranger: Oui ca va.
Stranger: Et toi?
You: Ca va
Stranger: Qu'est-ce que vous faites?
You: typing on the computer
You: you?
Stranger: Je mange.
You: qu'est ce que to mange?
Stranger: Un hot dog.
You: thats what she said
Stranger: o;
You: good bye
Stranger: Au revoir.
06-16-2009, 06:43 PM
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Stranger: Hey bb.
You: BB?
Stranger: as;?
You: not really, no
Stranger: No?
You: I don't think so, you?
Stranger: Oui.
You: Ca vas?
Stranger: Oui ca va.
Stranger: Et toi?
You: Ca va
Stranger: Qu'est-ce que vous faites?
You: typing on the computer
You: you?
Stranger: Je mange.
You: qu'est ce que to mange?
Stranger: Un hot dog.
You: thats what she said
Stranger: o;
You: good bye
Stranger: Au revoir.
You: BB?
Stranger: as;?
You: not really, no
Stranger: No?
You: I don't think so, you?
Stranger: Oui.
You: Ca vas?
Stranger: Oui ca va.
Stranger: Et toi?
You: Ca va
Stranger: Qu'est-ce que vous faites?
You: typing on the computer
You: you?
Stranger: Je mange.
You: qu'est ce que to mange?
Stranger: Un hot dog.
You: thats what she said
Stranger: o;
You: good bye
Stranger: Au revoir.
06-16-2009, 06:55 PM
#82
Stranger: Hey bb.
You: BB?
Stranger: as;?
You: not really, no
Stranger: No?
You: I don't think so, you?
Stranger: Oui.
You: Ca vas?
Stranger: Oui ca va.
Stranger: Et toi?
You: Ca va
Stranger: Qu'est-ce que vous faites?
You: typing on the computer
You: you?
Stranger: Je mange.
You: qu'est ce que to mange?
Stranger: Un hot dog.
You: thats what she said
Stranger: o;
You: good bye
Stranger: Au revoir.
You: BB?
Stranger: as;?
You: not really, no
Stranger: No?
You: I don't think so, you?
Stranger: Oui.
You: Ca vas?
Stranger: Oui ca va.
Stranger: Et toi?
You: Ca va
Stranger: Qu'est-ce que vous faites?
You: typing on the computer
You: you?
Stranger: Je mange.
You: qu'est ce que to mange?
Stranger: Un hot dog.
You: thats what she said
Stranger: o;
You: good bye
Stranger: Au revoir.
06-16-2009, 07:04 PM
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Stranger: Hey bb.
You: BB?
Stranger: as;?
You: not really, no
Stranger: No?
You: I don't think so, you?
Stranger: Oui.
You: Ca vas?
Stranger: Oui ca va.
Stranger: Et toi?
You: Ca va
Stranger: Qu'est-ce que vous faites?
You: typing on the computer
You: you?
Stranger: Je mange.
You: qu'est ce que to mange?
Stranger: Un hot dog.
You: thats what she said
Stranger: o;
You: good bye
Stranger: Au revoir.
You: BB?
Stranger: as;?
You: not really, no
Stranger: No?
You: I don't think so, you?
Stranger: Oui.
You: Ca vas?
Stranger: Oui ca va.
Stranger: Et toi?
You: Ca va
Stranger: Qu'est-ce que vous faites?
You: typing on the computer
You: you?
Stranger: Je mange.
You: qu'est ce que to mange?
Stranger: Un hot dog.
You: thats what she said
Stranger: o;
You: good bye
Stranger: Au revoir.
do you even know French or did you use a translator?
06-16-2009, 07:11 PM
#84
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You: -_-
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how r u?
Stranger: good u
You: great
You: age?
Stranger: 24
You: yay
Stranger: u
You: 22
You: do you like ****?
You: or vagina?
Stranger: vag
You: good
You: i have both
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
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You: -_-
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how r u?
Stranger: good u
You: great
You: age?
Stranger: 24
You: yay
Stranger: u
You: 22
You: do you like ****?
You: or vagina?
Stranger: vag
You: good
You: i have both
06-16-2009, 07:18 PM
#85
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: how are you
Stranger: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: think you
Stranger: in china
Stranger: what about you
You: los angeles cca
You: ne hao ma?
Stranger: cool
You: where in china?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: hao a
You: is that in chaiwan?
Stranger: Do not quite underst
You: ahh sorry
Stranger: you womman or man
You: are you on teh main land or on taiwan
You: woman you?
Stranger: i am boy
Stranger: you?
You: i am a woman
Stranger: Am glad to know you
You: me too
Stranger: You just said you do in Taiwan
You: so what city are you in in china
Stranger: I am in Beijing
You: AHHH main land china
Stranger: yes
You: i know people from taiwan they think they are not chinese
You: but they are still republic of china
Stranger: Think is wrong
You: so i call them chaiwanese china + taiwan ese
Stranger: Yes, they will always belong to China's territorial
You: i know they are wrong they think they are better than the main land china people
You: So i tell them they are wrong
You: exactly!
You: your english is very good
You: better than my taiwan freinds
Stranger: That the results of this
You: ahhhh keep it up!
Stranger: think you
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: Thanks
You: how are things over in china?
Stranger: Very good, because I am Chinese, I love my country and the people
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You: i do too! i had a chinese boy friend
Stranger: Too much to ask of you how much
Stranger: oh
You: i am japanese but i live in america my parents were born here
Stranger: oh
Stranger: Good complex
You: thank you
You: so what do you do in china?
Stranger: I Google headquarters in Beijing, China
You: OH OK! i am in california 100 miles from the google headquarters
Stranger: what about you
You: I do work on servers i am in IT
Stranger: Really????
You: google treats thier employees well from what i hear
You: i do not work at google it is too hard to get a job there here in the USA
Stranger: cool
Stranger: oh
You: i am sure you could get a job
You: my dumb taiwanese friends can not they tried
Stranger: I can have your photos you
ou: yes let me get a link to my myspace and photos
Stranger: Google in China to find a job
You: ill be right back
Stranger: ok
Stranger: give me
Stranger: ???
You: http://a427.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...262eb41ef2.jpg
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am try
You: me cooking http://a535.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...83b59ca756.jpg
Stranger: i see
You: me and my friend http://a855.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...db514d9dae.jpg
You: we were going to dancing that night
Stranger: You are Asian
You: yes my parents were born here
You: but we are from japan
You: you forgot
You: that makes me sad
Stranger: sorry
You: its ok
Stranger: Do not sad, it is my fault
You: do you want another picture or no?
Stranger: Then you will not do that in Chinese
You: do you have any of you ?
Stranger: I also give you a link to my photos
You: ok
You: http://a433.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...0f0cb184b0.jpg
Stranger: Wait a minute
You: OK
Stranger: You are very beautiful
You: thank you *blush*
Stranger: The nerve of you, you
Stranger: haha
You: haha
Stranger: You have photos you
You: i just sent them. did you want one more?
You: i havent gotten any of you
Stranger: You wait, I received a phone call
You: http://a602.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...2e48ea4fe1.jpg
You: ok
all the pics are pulled form
https://www.i-club.com/forums/showth...otties&page=19
hahhahahaha
back to the aciton
You: http://a602.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...2e48ea4fe1.jpg
You: ok
You: i am going to get a drink ill be right back
Stranger: what
You: i am here
You: i did not get any pics of you
Stranger: I take a customer's telephone
Stranger: Etc.
You: its ok
Stranger: I'll give you fat
You: i am fat?
Stranger: Baby Do not be angry
You: its ok i am not
You: do i get to see what you look like?
Stranger: Wait a minute baby
You: ok
You: going to eat be right back
Stranger: I'm back baby
Stranger: Just busy
Stranger: In this
Stranger: Photos http://user.qzone.qq.com/24012601?AD...ortBlankZone.0
You: 您还没有登录
抱歉，该空间仅对主人指定类别的人开放，请先登录。
Stranger: You get the
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: wait
Stranger: You have more photos to your right
You: yeah but i dont have any of you
You: that is not fair
Stranger: I understand that
Stranger: http://mail.sohu.com/bapp/30/mail/75...443&download=4
Stranger: you see
You: no
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: You give me an E-mail
Stranger: Because my photos are in the comput
Stranger: You eat it
Stranger: Excuse me, I have taken
Stranger: My Email: gml02 sohu.xxx
Stranger: I hope that you can contact
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: how are you
Stranger: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: think you
Stranger: in china
Stranger: what about you
You: los angeles cca
You: ne hao ma?
Stranger: cool
You: where in china?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: hao a
You: is that in chaiwan?
Stranger: Do not quite underst
You: ahh sorry
Stranger: you womman or man
You: are you on teh main land or on taiwan
You: woman you?
Stranger: i am boy
Stranger: you?
You: i am a woman
Stranger: Am glad to know you
You: me too
Stranger: You just said you do in Taiwan
You: so what city are you in in china
Stranger: I am in Beijing
You: AHHH main land china
Stranger: yes
You: i know people from taiwan they think they are not chinese
You: but they are still republic of china
Stranger: Think is wrong
You: so i call them chaiwanese china + taiwan ese
Stranger: Yes, they will always belong to China's territorial
You: i know they are wrong they think they are better than the main land china people
You: So i tell them they are wrong
You: exactly!
You: your english is very good
You: better than my taiwan freinds
Stranger: That the results of this
You: ahhhh keep it up!
Stranger: think you
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: Thanks
You: how are things over in china?
Stranger: Very good, because I am Chinese, I love my country and the people
搜索
You: i do too! i had a chinese boy friend
Stranger: Too much to ask of you how much
Stranger: oh
You: i am japanese but i live in america my parents were born here
Stranger: oh
Stranger: Good complex
You: thank you
You: so what do you do in china?
Stranger: I Google headquarters in Beijing, China
You: OH OK! i am in california 100 miles from the google headquarters
Stranger: what about you
You: I do work on servers i am in IT
Stranger: Really????
You: google treats thier employees well from what i hear
You: i do not work at google it is too hard to get a job there here in the USA
Stranger: cool
Stranger: oh
You: i am sure you could get a job
You: my dumb taiwanese friends can not they tried
Stranger: I can have your photos you
ou: yes let me get a link to my myspace and photos
Stranger: Google in China to find a job
You: ill be right back
Stranger: ok
Stranger: give me
Stranger: ???
You: http://a427.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...262eb41ef2.jpg
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am try
You: me cooking http://a535.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...83b59ca756.jpg
Stranger: i see
You: me and my friend http://a855.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...db514d9dae.jpg
You: we were going to dancing that night
Stranger: You are Asian
You: yes my parents were born here
You: but we are from japan
You: you forgot
You: that makes me sad
Stranger: sorry
You: its ok
Stranger: Do not sad, it is my fault
You: do you want another picture or no?
Stranger: Then you will not do that in Chinese
You: do you have any of you ?
Stranger: I also give you a link to my photos
You: ok
You: http://a433.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...0f0cb184b0.jpg
Stranger: Wait a minute
You: OK
Stranger: You are very beautiful
You: thank you *blush*
Stranger: The nerve of you, you
Stranger: haha
You: haha
Stranger: You have photos you
You: i just sent them. did you want one more?
You: i havent gotten any of you
Stranger: You wait, I received a phone call
You: http://a602.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...2e48ea4fe1.jpg
You: ok
all the pics are pulled form
https://www.i-club.com/forums/showth...otties&page=19
hahhahahaha
back to the aciton
You: http://a602.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...2e48ea4fe1.jpg
You: ok
You: i am going to get a drink ill be right back
Stranger: what
You: i am here
You: i did not get any pics of you
Stranger: I take a customer's telephone
Stranger: Etc.
You: its ok
Stranger: I'll give you fat
You: i am fat?
Stranger: Baby Do not be angry
You: its ok i am not
You: do i get to see what you look like?
Stranger: Wait a minute baby
You: ok
You: going to eat be right back
Stranger: I'm back baby
Stranger: Just busy
Stranger: In this
Stranger: Photos http://user.qzone.qq.com/24012601?AD...ortBlankZone.0
You: 您还没有登录
抱歉，该空间仅对主人指定类别的人开放，请先登录。
Stranger: You get the
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: wait
Stranger: You have more photos to your right
You: yeah but i dont have any of you
You: that is not fair
Stranger: I understand that
Stranger: http://mail.sohu.com/bapp/30/mail/75...443&download=4
Stranger: you see
You: no
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: You give me an E-mail
Stranger: Because my photos are in the comput
Stranger: You eat it
Stranger: Excuse me, I have taken
Stranger: My Email: gml02 sohu.xxx
Stranger: I hope that you can contact
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Last edited by sigma pi; 06-16-2009 at 07:54 PM.
06-17-2009, 01:16 PM
#88
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Thread Starter
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: do you own a subaru
Stranger: As in like the car?
You: yes
Stranger: We used to have a blue onee.. but not now, why?
You: wow why did you get rid of it?
Stranger: Cause we got a jeep instead
You: thats gay
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: do you own a subaru
Stranger: As in like the car?
You: yes
Stranger: We used to have a blue onee.. but not now, why?
You: wow why did you get rid of it?
Stranger: Cause we got a jeep instead
You: thats gay
06-17-2009, 01:24 PM
#89
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Thread Starter
for mike
teh Chi-Wan topic
teh Chi-Wan topic
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: nada
You: just passing time
You: are you from asia?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: I'm asian though
You: orly?
You: what nationality?
Stranger: chinese
You: ok lets be specific
You: chinese or taiwanese?
Stranger: chinese
You: ok good is there a difference between the two?
You: because i make fun of my friend because she says taiwanese are different from chinese
Stranger: for the taiwanese there is
Stranger: for chinese there isn't
You: why is that?
Stranger: well, chinese don't view taiwan as separate country
Stranger: taiwanese are fiercely independent
You: why are they fiercely independent tho?
Stranger: well china used to be a republic
Stranger: more like the united states
Stranger: then the communists defeated them
Stranger: and drove them into taiwan
You: so they are the sore losers?
You: who have their ego and pride?
You: they are still chinese
You: but instead they retreated to taiwan and call themselves taiwanese?
You: does that sound right to you?
Stranger: well, they wanted to be the "real" chinese I guess
Stranger: they applied to UN
Stranger: as China
Stranger: but because Communist China so much more powerful
Stranger: they call themselves taiwanese to make distinction
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: nada
You: just passing time
You: are you from asia?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: I'm asian though
You: orly?
You: what nationality?
Stranger: chinese
You: ok lets be specific
You: chinese or taiwanese?
Stranger: chinese
You: ok good is there a difference between the two?
You: because i make fun of my friend because she says taiwanese are different from chinese
Stranger: for the taiwanese there is
Stranger: for chinese there isn't
You: why is that?
Stranger: well, chinese don't view taiwan as separate country
Stranger: taiwanese are fiercely independent
You: why are they fiercely independent tho?
Stranger: well china used to be a republic
Stranger: more like the united states
Stranger: then the communists defeated them
Stranger: and drove them into taiwan
You: so they are the sore losers?
You: who have their ego and pride?
You: they are still chinese
You: but instead they retreated to taiwan and call themselves taiwanese?
You: does that sound right to you?
Stranger: well, they wanted to be the "real" chinese I guess
Stranger: they applied to UN
Stranger: as China
Stranger: but because Communist China so much more powerful
Stranger: they call themselves taiwanese to make distinction
