Saw this on SRK so lets try this here
06-16-2009, 01:47 PM
#31
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You: im gay
Stranger: McCartney?
You: r u
Stranger: Me too!
You: wanna do it
You: where r u located
Stranger: Wait, are we talkint the good kind of gay, or the kind with buttsex?
Stranger: *talking
You: buttsecks
Stranger: Aww, damn. I'm the other kind of gay. the one with wimminz
You: i can be ur first
You: where are u located?
Stranger: Good luck with your conquest!
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You: im gay
Stranger: McCartney?
You: r u
Stranger: Me too!
You: wanna do it
You: where r u located
Stranger: Wait, are we talkint the good kind of gay, or the kind with buttsex?
Stranger: *talking
You: buttsecks
Stranger: Aww, damn. I'm the other kind of gay. the one with wimminz
You: i can be ur first
You: where are u located?
Stranger: Good luck with your conquest!
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06-16-2009, 01:48 PM
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You: Hola.
Stranger: Hay guys!
Stranger: Hola!
You: Como estas?
Stranger: Errrr
Stranger: I don't actually speak Spanish
Stranger: It was all a lie
You: ¿Te gusta el pene?
You: Estoy triste porque usted es un mentiroso
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You: Hola.
Stranger: Hay guys!
Stranger: Hola!
You: Como estas?
Stranger: Errrr
Stranger: I don't actually speak Spanish
Stranger: It was all a lie
You: ¿Te gusta el pene?
You: Estoy triste porque usted es un mentiroso
06-16-2009, 01:50 PM
#33
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Stranger: hi
You: I want you inside me
Stranger: how are you?
You: Can't complain
You: How about you sweet thang?
Stranger: sorry,but ican't
Stranger: see you later
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Stranger: hi
You: I want you inside me
Stranger: how are you?
You: Can't complain
You: How about you sweet thang?
Stranger: sorry,but ican't
Stranger: see you later
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06-16-2009, 01:52 PM
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Stranger: hi
You: Where am I?
Stranger: male or female
You: Depends on the day.
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You: Where am I?
Stranger: male or female
You: Depends on the day.
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06-16-2009, 01:53 PM
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Stranger: hey bb.
You: Hi, my name is Mike. I drive a blue rice rocket.
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Stranger: hey bb.
You: Hi, my name is Mike. I drive a blue rice rocket.
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06-16-2009, 01:57 PM
#39
guess i wasnt hot enough 
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You: ello
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hi
You: 19-f-us
You: u?
Stranger: 18 m portugal
Stranger: Whats your name?
You: jamie
You: y tu?
Stranger: Cute name
Stranger: Fábio
You: caliente
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: Very :P
You: do u do **** pleasures
Stranger: Sure. Why not?
You: have u ever done it to someone
Stranger: Nope
You: have u had it done
Stranger: Sure.
You: hott
Stranger: But not ****.
You: tahts what i was asking
Stranger: No, I didn't
You: u've never gotten it
Stranger: My english sometimes isn't that good :P
You: bent over someone and taken it
Stranger: hahahaah
Stranger: Who would that be?
You: anyone with a hard object willing to penetrait
Stranger: Penetrait me?
You: yes
Stranger: Naaah, thanks
You: why not
You: u might like it
Stranger: That's my fear.
You: play with ur fingers
Stranger: Only with my *****.
Stranger: Do you do ****?
You: give urself a reach a round
You: yes
Stranger: Did you done it to a guy?
You: havnt had a guy let me
Stranger: That's natural.
Stranger: You could get some.
You: i do
Stranger: But for that, he would be gay
Stranger: And you would be male.
Stranger: :P
You: no just sexualy curious
Stranger: Or the guy is creepy.
You: ive know guys that let a girl stick thigns in them
You: i want to be that gir;
You: *girl
Stranger: Maybe I would let you. But only if you were any good :P
You: im amazing
Stranger: Can I see some photo?
You: what kind
Stranger: Anything,
Stranger: Your choice.
You: ok let me look
Stranger: ok
You: http://zed1.com/images/jamie13photo.jpg
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You: ello
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hi
You: 19-f-us
You: u?
Stranger: 18 m portugal
Stranger: Whats your name?
You: jamie
You: y tu?
Stranger: Cute name
Stranger: Fábio
You: caliente
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: Very :P
You: do u do **** pleasures
Stranger: Sure. Why not?
You: have u ever done it to someone
Stranger: Nope
You: have u had it done
Stranger: Sure.
You: hott
Stranger: But not ****.
You: tahts what i was asking
Stranger: No, I didn't
You: u've never gotten it
Stranger: My english sometimes isn't that good :P
You: bent over someone and taken it
Stranger: hahahaah
Stranger: Who would that be?
You: anyone with a hard object willing to penetrait
Stranger: Penetrait me?
You: yes
Stranger: Naaah, thanks
You: why not
You: u might like it
Stranger: That's my fear.
You: play with ur fingers
Stranger: Only with my *****.
Stranger: Do you do ****?
You: give urself a reach a round
You: yes
Stranger: Did you done it to a guy?
You: havnt had a guy let me
Stranger: That's natural.
Stranger: You could get some.
You: i do
Stranger: But for that, he would be gay
Stranger: And you would be male.
Stranger: :P
You: no just sexualy curious
Stranger: Or the guy is creepy.
You: ive know guys that let a girl stick thigns in them
You: i want to be that gir;
You: *girl
Stranger: Maybe I would let you. But only if you were any good :P
You: im amazing
Stranger: Can I see some photo?
You: what kind
Stranger: Anything,
Stranger: Your choice.
You: ok let me look
Stranger: ok
You: http://zed1.com/images/jamie13photo.jpg
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06-16-2009, 01:59 PM
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello?
Stranger: asl?
You: 14/F/anywhere you want me
Stranger: near me xD
You: just near?
You: what, are you going to watch me from a distance?
You: that's pretty lame
You: unless you're into that
Stranger: are you afraid me?
You: would that turn you on if I was?
Stranger: yep
You: that's pretty ****ed up
You: what kind of sick freak likes scared 14 year olds?
Stranger: you are mad
You: you have some issues
Stranger: you are not 14
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello?
Stranger: asl?
You: 14/F/anywhere you want me
Stranger: near me xD
You: just near?
You: what, are you going to watch me from a distance?
You: that's pretty lame
You: unless you're into that
Stranger: are you afraid me?
You: would that turn you on if I was?
Stranger: yep
You: that's pretty ****ed up
You: what kind of sick freak likes scared 14 year olds?
Stranger: you are mad
You: you have some issues
Stranger: you are not 14
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This is fun!
06-16-2009, 02:02 PM
#42
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Stranger: hi, f/m ?
You: hii
You: f
Stranger: hi
You: you?
Stranger: m
Stranger: from ?
You: us
Stranger: age ?
You: 13
Stranger: okay
Stranger: im too 13
You: where are you from?
Stranger: finland
You: ohhh cool
Stranger: are you bornd like -96 or -95 ?
You: 1995
You: you?
Stranger: me too
You: wow! that's awesome
You: do you have msn?
Stranger: yes
You: can you make me feel good?
You: i want to feel good
Stranger: like how ?
You: be my first
You: i see my parents do it all the time
You: and i want to try
Stranger: ooh i want it too
Stranger: you have any pics ?
You: yeah
You: let me get it for you
Stranger: okay
Stranger: can u send me them in msn ?
You: http://www.skinmarvin.co.uk/content/...20/jamie13.jpg
Stranger: ***
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Stranger: hi, f/m ?
You: hii
You: f
Stranger: hi
You: you?
Stranger: m
Stranger: from ?
You: us
Stranger: age ?
You: 13
Stranger: okay
Stranger: im too 13
You: where are you from?
Stranger: finland
You: ohhh cool
Stranger: are you bornd like -96 or -95 ?
You: 1995
You: you?
Stranger: me too
You: wow! that's awesome
You: do you have msn?
Stranger: yes
You: can you make me feel good?
You: i want to feel good
Stranger: like how ?
You: be my first
You: i see my parents do it all the time
You: and i want to try
Stranger: ooh i want it too
Stranger: you have any pics ?
You: yeah
You: let me get it for you
Stranger: okay
Stranger: can u send me them in msn ?
You: http://www.skinmarvin.co.uk/content/...20/jamie13.jpg
Stranger: ***
06-16-2009, 02:06 PM
#44
RICK ROLLED
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You: buttsecks
Stranger: quite so, good sir!
You: u would like soem?
Stranger: i daresay not!
You: and why would that be
Stranger: because I believe that my dairyaire should not be used in such a way.
You: have u given
Stranger: of course not! what is this?
You: how could u never have given or recieved
Stranger: tell me, what provokes you to speak such horrendous blasphemy?
You: i like it
You: http://www.smouch.net/lol/
You: its funny not gross
Stranger: and why is that? I can only imagine it is similar to exppelling the most horrible bowels, over and over again!
You: nope
You: did u think that was funny, my link?
Stranger: i don't dare to view something provided by you! it was certaily intended to corrupt my mind!
You: its not bad.. i promise
You: if it was i would have no problem telling u
Stranger: are you quite sure?
You: yes. nothing foul mouthed, no nudity nothing like that
Stranger: it won't stop moving!
You: RICK ROLLED!
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You: buttsecks
Stranger: quite so, good sir!
You: u would like soem?
Stranger: i daresay not!
You: and why would that be
Stranger: because I believe that my dairyaire should not be used in such a way.
You: have u given
Stranger: of course not! what is this?
You: how could u never have given or recieved
Stranger: tell me, what provokes you to speak such horrendous blasphemy?
You: i like it
You: http://www.smouch.net/lol/
You: its funny not gross
Stranger: and why is that? I can only imagine it is similar to exppelling the most horrible bowels, over and over again!
You: nope
You: did u think that was funny, my link?
Stranger: i don't dare to view something provided by you! it was certaily intended to corrupt my mind!
You: its not bad.. i promise
You: if it was i would have no problem telling u
Stranger: are you quite sure?
You: yes. nothing foul mouthed, no nudity nothing like that
Stranger: it won't stop moving!
You: RICK ROLLED!
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06-16-2009, 02:11 PM
#45
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Stranger: hey
You: Hey
You: Whats up?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: music, u?
You: o0o0o0oh, me too
Stranger: wht u listenin to
You: music.... duh
You: where u from?
Stranger: USa
Stranger: lol
Stranger: liek what artist
You: Jessica Simpson
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thats not an artist
You: she is so talented! I would so be a dyke for her
Stranger: if i was a girl i would go gay for her
You: but you dont like her music?
Stranger: but shes really dumb, i watched her show
Stranger: never listened to it actually
Stranger: so i shouldnt talk
You: I don't think she'd be a lesbian for me though
Stranger: lol
Stranger: why not
You: Im afraid she wouldnt think I am pretty
Stranger: that sucks
You: I kno
Stranger: what do u look like?
You: if you were a girl, would you be gay for me?
You: http://www.skinmarvin.co.uk/content/...20/jamie13.jpg
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: yeah totally
You: Mike?
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Stranger: hey
You: Hey
You: Whats up?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: music, u?
You: o0o0o0oh, me too
Stranger: wht u listenin to
You: music.... duh
You: where u from?
Stranger: USa
Stranger: lol
Stranger: liek what artist
You: Jessica Simpson
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thats not an artist
You: she is so talented! I would so be a dyke for her
Stranger: if i was a girl i would go gay for her
You: but you dont like her music?
Stranger: but shes really dumb, i watched her show
Stranger: never listened to it actually
Stranger: so i shouldnt talk
You: I don't think she'd be a lesbian for me though
Stranger: lol
Stranger: why not
You: Im afraid she wouldnt think I am pretty
Stranger: that sucks
You: I kno
Stranger: what do u look like?
You: if you were a girl, would you be gay for me?
You: http://www.skinmarvin.co.uk/content/...20/jamie13.jpg
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: yeah totally
You: Mike?