We've all heard about people having guts or *****. But
do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep
you informed, the
definition for each is listed below....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still
cleaning,or are you flying somewhere?"

***** - is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the
butt and having the ***** to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

 

hahahahahha nice!