Gutsy call.
 

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But
do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep
you informed, the
definition for each is listed below....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still
cleaning,or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the
butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

hahahahahha nice!