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Old Jan 20, 2007 | 12:10 PM
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a good story

A bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the
bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying
there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay
there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The
dung was thawing him out. He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to
sing for joy. A passing cat heard the singing and came to investigate.
Followiing the sound the cat discovered the bird under the pile of dung and
promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral Of The Story: (1) Not everyone who ****s on you is your enemy (2)
Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your friend (3) As when you're
in deep **** its best to keep your mouth shut
Old Jan 20, 2007 | 12:16 PM
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WTF
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Old Jan 20, 2007 | 12:31 PM
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yeah its good stuff
Old Jan 20, 2007 | 12:41 PM
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i'ma have to remember that
Old Jan 20, 2007 | 12:43 PM
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haha, heard this way back in the days...

an assistant manager got fired over something like this for harrassment... o.O
Old Jan 20, 2007 | 12:51 PM
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WTF thats ghey
Old Jan 20, 2007 | 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by sigma pi
WTF thats ghey
yeah i don't remember the exact story but the moral was like, to get your way to the top you have to kiss ***, some **** like that..
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