I like lesbians because I have a *****. The Subaru just aggravates that condition.

 

whatever it takes......errr......I mean hell no!
no ghey!

 

Oh yeah I forgot...

"Don't be ghey Sparky! Don't be ghey!"

 

"Dude, your dog's ghey."

 

So, moving along... better Monty Python aside: "Get on with it!" or "And the peasants rejoiced."?

 

Oh yeah, page 72 ownage. Only 28 more to go to i-Club immortality (and infamy!). All in favor of retiring the thread at 100 pages?

 

Oh, and teh ghey be damned, I have decided for a fact that my next new car is going to be a turbo Miata. The introduction of the MazdaSpeed Miata has dashed my secret hopes that I will be able to someday buy a domestic car that isn't a Corvette and proclaim it to be better than all the imports in its class (sorry Pontiac Solstice- unless the Redline version debuts soon and costs $26k :devil: ).

 

Retiring the page at 100? Blasphemy!

We should just raise the goal to 555 pages!

 

Does that Miata come with the rainbow sticker or the upside down pink triangle sticker?

 

:smackshead: Duh, why didn't I think of that?

 

No cost options I believe. But it's not like anybody following me in one of those would have time to recognize stickers.

 

I instantly recognize those stickers. I have the image burned into the back of my mind on the off chance the driver and passenger will be female and making out as I drive by.

 

Okay. I'll just have Scott make another "I love teh cack" sticker to cover them. Oh wait, that won't help either. Hmm... suggestions?

 

I know, I can balance this purchase out by buying either a 1978 Trans-Am, or a beat *** 1972 Cheyenne 4x4 with a rebel flag front license plate.


No wait, the mullett will make me appear even more lesbian-like... damn!

 

Nah, just get yourself a big SUV to balance things out.