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Old May 7, 2004 | 01:38 AM
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Get your bling on.

First, substitute your stock headlight bulbs for ones that are hyper white or ice blue. They'll resemble the light put out by BMW's and other luxury automobile headlamps. From there, pick up a set of matching fog lights and swap out those factory yellow corner lenses in the front for some that are all clear.

Now that your front end looks all gangsta, let's throw some junk on your trunk. Eliminate the factory taillights and install aftermarket ones.
Good advice.

Time to open your driver's door and have a seat. Peep around-not too much going on, huh? Looks pretty dreary, like old aunt Doris' living room décor. Tell aunt Doris she needs some neon if she wants to roll with your crew.

Very nice.

Unscrew your factory shift **** (if you have a manual tranny) and get a custom one. Carbon fiber is cool, or even a neon shifter to match the rest of your psychedelic babe enticement device on wheels. The same will go for your stock e-brake lever...chuck it! Strip off your stock pedals and drop some cash on some aftermarket ones to flow with your theme. The filthy busted potato chip storage devices you call floor mats have got to go, so roll out some new ones. Your ride will be looking "so fresh and so clean" in no time at all.
I'll let you read the rest for yourself. I can only help so much.

[The sad thing is that this guy is serious]

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Old May 7, 2004 | 01:45 AM
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That whole thing was pretty offensive and juvenile I can't believe circuit city would actually pay someone to put that on their website.
Old May 7, 2004 | 01:49 AM
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there's multiple other articles on the site that are just like this too
Old May 7, 2004 | 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by ftnssn
That whole thing was pretty offensive and juvenile I can't believe circuit city would actually pay someone to put that on their website.

I would have to agree.....the article is just plain rice......I wonder why.....hmmmm that's probably because buying car parts from Circuit City (besides stereo equipment) is pureeeeeee RICE!!!!!!
Old May 7, 2004 | 02:55 PM
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hmmmm that's probably because buying car parts from Circuit City (besides stereo equipment) is pureeeeeee RICE!!!!!!
Yep. And since that damn stupid fast and furious movie now every part store(NAPA, Advanced Auto, etc.) all sell cheap *** stupid parts that are either completly useless and crap (anything made by APC), just plain stupid, or both (washer nozel lights).
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