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Old May 11, 2003 | 12:01 AM
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Oregon County Seeks Klingon Interpreter

PORTLAND, Ore. - Position Available: Interpreter, must be fluent in Klingon.

The language created for the "Star Trek" TV series and movies is one of about 55 needed by the office that treats mental health patients in metropolitan Multnomah County.

"We have to provide information in all the languages our clients speak," said Jerry Jelusich, a procurement specialist for the county Department of Human Services, which serves about 60,000 mental health clients.

Although created for works of fiction, Klingon was designed to have a consistent grammar, syntax and vocabulary.

And now Multnomah County research has found that many people — and not just fans — consider it a complete language.

"There are some cases where we've had mental health patients where this was all they would speak," said the county's purchasing administrator, Franna Hathaway.

County officials said that obligates them to respond with a Klingon-English interpreter, putting the language of starship Enterprise (news - web sites) officer Worf and other Klingon characters on a par with common languages such as Russian and Vietnamese, and less common tongues including Dari and Tongan.
Old May 11, 2003 | 12:08 AM
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Are they saying that Tongan is less popular than Klingon?
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Old May 11, 2003 | 04:07 AM
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Richard, I think that folks are trying to tell you that you just don't get it.

You can't be a geek and pull all the chicks (especially import models).

Get your act together and start posting about beer and chainsaws and guns and dogs.

Nowhere in the thesaurus will you find a synonym for pimp that is anywhere near nerd.
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