Originally Posted by lesternd

The house is a mess, dirty clothes festering in the laundry basket...
I will deliver for $1 per mile – measured from my door to yours – anywhere in the 48 lower States. No bids accepted from outside the 48 lower States – except from Hawaii – where the successful bidder from Hawaii will provide living accomodation for me alone in Hawaii, together with a plentiful supply of “adult beverages” and access to an inexhaustible supply of attractive females whom are willing to listen to me talk in my British accent, and indulge in meaningless short term adult activities. Hey! – it’s worth a shot!!