Bad Lesbian Jokes
What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.


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What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.
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What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.
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Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
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What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.
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What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.
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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
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How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have *****