http://mylifeisaverage.com/index.php


"Today I read the average size of an erect male ***** is 6 inches. After careful measurement I discovered mine is exactly 6 inches long. MLIA"

 

LOL!! First the FML site now this.

Today, I went to the grocery store to buy Florida Orange Juice. No one reached out of the fridge to hand it to me. MLIA

Today, a spider bit me. I did not get super spidey strength. MLIA.

 

Hahaha this one had me crackin up.


Today, I saw a single lady. I liked her, but I didn't put a ring on it. MLIA

 

Today, I was speeding down a road and all of a sudden a very sharp turn appeared in front of me. Even though I tried to skid through the turn, I careened off of the path and into a lake. I then turned off mario kart wii and went to bed. MLIA

 

[QUOTE=ScoobyWho?;2627346]LOL!! First the FML site now this.

im emo thats why. lol

 

"Today, I met my friend, Stacy's mom, she did not have it all going on. MLiA"

 

Today, I woke up in a strange place in only my underwear. It's okay, though. I had fallen out of bed. MLIA.

 

lmao!

 

did u get your clamps?

 

nah i didnt get to it cuz of work i told matt i'll call him when i get it done.

 

hahahahaha!

 

Today, I opened my closet. Didn't find Narnia. MLIA.

 

"Today, my teacher looked down at me and said, "Blow harder." I'm in band. MLIA."

hahahahaha

 

"Today, I had a milkshake. It did not bring all the boys to the yard. MLIA"