Let's start with the obvious...then let's see what you guys have

Ford
Figure on repairing daily
F--ked over rebuilt dodge
First on race day (rustang owners)
Driver returns on foot (backwards)
SVT - sh*tty vehicle team
Thunderbird - aka Thunder chicken, pigeon
Mustang - rustang (piece of crap)

Dodge
R/T - Rebuilt Taurus, Retarded Transvestite, Rattle Trap....it keeps going
SRT - Sh--ty rebuilt tempo, stupid retarded trash

Keep em coming.

 

Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead

That's all I got.

 

Jeep- Just Empty Every Pocket

BMW- Break My Walet

 

ACURA - Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AMC - All Makes Combined
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe

AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW - Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Brings Me Women
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Child Killer

Camaro - Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??

CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Found In A Toilet
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

FORD - Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Fork Over Repair Dough

GEO - Good Engineering Overlooked

GM- General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors

GMC - Grief & Misery Combined
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Gods Mechanical Curse

HONDA - Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?

PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MOPAR
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly

MUSTANG:
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PINTO - Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
Put In New Transmission Often

PONTIAC - Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car

PORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto Always Broken
Shape Appears ***-Backwards

SUBARU - Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually (not true)

TOYOTA - Torturous On Your Old Tired ***
The One You Ought To Avoid

TRIUMPH - This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW: Virtually Worthless

 

BMW

Big Money Works
* Bought My Wife
* Brutal Money Waster
* Break My Window
* Break My Windshield
* Babbling Mechanical Wench
* Beastly Monstrous Wonder
* Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
* Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
* Barely Moving Wreck
* Big Money Waste
* Big Money. Why?
* Big Money Works
* Born Moderately Wealthy
* Breaks Most Wrenches
* Bring Many Wrenches
* Brings Me Women
* Brings More Women
* Broken Money Waster
* Broke My Wallet
* Broken Monstrous Wonder
* Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
* Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

 

FORD


Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge
Fords Only Run Downhill
For Old Rickety Drivers
F#&$ing Old Rebuilt Dodge
F#&$ing Over Rated Dodge.
Fords Only Race Dogs
Fat Old Retarted Dodge
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Fixed On Race Day
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
Fabrication Ordinaire Reparation Dispendieuse (French for ordinary fabrication expensive repairs.)
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
Found On Russian Dump
For Off Road Death
Frigin Oakies Really Digem'
Funky Old Road Dog
Found On Roadside's Destroyed
Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty
First On Recall Day

 

Honda: Helping Out Nips Destroying America
Honda: How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
Honda: Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Honda: Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Honda: Hand Over Dollars to Asians

INFINITI



* It Never Found Its Niche: It's Truly Inconsequential

MERCEDES



* Money Envy Reliably Causes Every Derogatory Expletive to Surface
* Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
* Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings

IROC



* Children Only Run from It (backwards)
* I Race On Credit
* I Race Only Children
* I Race Only Civics
* I Race Other Cars
* I Reak of Cologne
* I Really Own Crap
* I Run Over Children
* I'm a Retard Out Cruising
* I'm Really Out of Cash
* Idiot Running On Coke
* Idiot Runs Over Cats
* Ignorant Redneck Owns Car
* International Race Of Crap
* It's Really Only a Camaro

JAGUAR



* Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs
* Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop


JEEP



* Jalopy Extrordinaire - Everything Piecemeal
* Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
* Jr. Engineered Every Part
* Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole
* Jumps Everything Ever Parked
* Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
* Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
* Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
* Junky Engines Eat Parts
* Just Eats Every Part
* Just Empty Every Pocket
* Just Enough Engine Power?
* Just Enough Engineering Problemss
* Just Everyone Elses Parts
* Just Expect Essential Parts
* Just Expect Extra Payments





KIA



* Keep It Away
* Kick It Again
* Kill It Anyway
* Killed In Action
* Killed In Assembly
* Kills In Accidents
* Korea's Incompetence Amazing
* Krap in Action


LEMANS



* Least Enjoyable Machine - Always Needs Something
* Look Everyone My Anus Noticeably Stinks


LINCOLN



* Love It Now 'Cause Only Looks Nifty


LTD



* Last Time Driving
* Last To Die
* Last Try from Detroit
* Left To Die
* Little Tin Dream
* Little Transportation Delivered
* Long Term Debt
* Long Term Disability
* Long, Thin Dumpster
* Long Time Driving
* Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
* Loves To Die
* Loves To Drive


MAZDA



* Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
* Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
* Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
* My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!


PINTO



* Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
* Performance Is Not The Object
* Put In New Transmission Often
* Put In Nickel To Operate
* Pyrotechnics Is Naturally The Object

SUBARU




* Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
* Sorry Unreal Bonsai Attempt at a Russian U-boat
* U R A BUS (read backwards)

 

ACURA - A Cute Underpowered Recreational Automobile =)

-Sal

P.S. former owner of a 94 Integra GSR... aka "the pissed off bumblebee"

 

I know this isnt an acronym but everytime my friend lifts his hood and I see Honda Motor Company on the valve cover I cant help but think "HoMo CO."