Sinister Subaru
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Frederick, Maryland

Drives: 2005 Subaru WRX STi, 1994 Chevrolet B4C Camaro

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Old Subaru Owners SUCK

Aug 10, 2006, 08:56 AM #1
Ya know,

I don't know why I just posted this; maybe just to rant. I work part time at a local AUTO PARTS STORE and I run into all types all day. I gotta say, that most (not all....) of the WRX and STI owner that have strolled through the doors have been nothing short of absolute arrogant ******.

Being as I own an STi, I'm always one of the first to compliment people on their nice cars and whatnot, and despite being "part of the family," I get treated with an arrogant and cold shoulder. I have come to determine that Subaru owners are without a doubt some of the grouchiest (VW owners take this cake) and most arrogant enthusiasts on the face of the planet- a step below SRT and Cobalt SS owners.

I sit at work and numerous Evo owners make visits to the store. They're friendlier, more lively, more enthusiastic about the automotive hobby as a whole, and they always have some awesome advice and stories to tell. Not to mention, they seem to be much more open-minded towards Subarus than Subaru "enthusiasts" are to Evos. I'll make mention, "Yeah, I have the blue STi out there" and I always receive a "Nice car!" from them. I've received more compliments and "thumbs up" from Evo owners than my own fellow brethren. That's pretty f*cking sad.

Not to mention, I've been banned from nearly 3 Subaru sites (they will remain unnamed) for "starting trouble," yet for no reason other than I don't hide my opinion and I don't "bleed blue and yellow." I come here, and I have no problems with anyone. Not to mention, I make posts about trying to get things in the area started and I always get a positive response like, "Yeah! Let's do something!" Good luck with the Subaru crowd. Maybe they just don't like their cars (or maybe themselves?).

I sit and ghost on some Subaru sites and I always see negative comments about, "Well, if you want flame wars, visit EvoM! They're the equivalent of NASIOC!" I don't get that impression. Either I'm visiting the "wrong threads," or a lot of people are full of sh*t.

Yeah, I've gotten the "Evo envy" comments and whatnot, and the "Go hang out with the Subaru forums" comments a few times while here, but ya know what, I offer those few the opportunity to go hang out with them themselves! I think I'll pass.

Well, so I'll be the "black sheep." I'll be the guy at the Evo get-togethers in the blue STi.
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2005 Subaru WRX STi
Cobb AccessPORT Stage 1 ECU Tune, K&N Panel Filter

1994 Chevrolet B4C Camaro
Hooker 3" catback exhaust, LT4 knock module, 1LE intake elbow, Moroso Cold Air Intake, CSI 2400 RPM Stall converter, Superior Shift Kit, PCMFORLESS PCM custom tune, poly swaybar bushings, poly transmission mount


http://forums.evolutionm.net/showthr...9&page=1&pp=15

 

:rotfl: great find man! so, part time at an auto parts store....must not be too great of a consultant eh?

 

lol...i'm surprised he hasen't adopted a new name yet

 

he'll just completely ignore what you posted probably

 

I guess you can consider talking about what oil to put in your car as a "consulting" job.

What an absolute fool.

Go away Sinister....you should pretty much feel finished here.

 

I wouldnt trust any of the auto parts store employees on anything to put in my car...every single one that I've met hasnt known crap. Half the time they get the wrong case of oil

 

So you consult people on what oil to put into there cars. I bet you just own an STi model or transformer and say you own a real car. Why dont you go consult yourself on how to tell the truth and how not to be such a bag of dousche. You may live in whatever city and drive whatever car, but you my friend just got pwned beyond belief and its time to walk through the door and please let it hit you in the back so you fall on your lying face.

Sinister is a smelly bag of dousche.

oh and if you do consult and work a second job, then you are still a liar because you said previosly that you only had one job, after saying that you had three. What is up with that crap????

 

Wrong again, jackass. The only douches here are you and your butt buddies. The sooner you realize it and quit denying yourself, the happier a person you will be.

Now, run along. You are a pile of sh*t. I said I had 3 jobs? Funny. When is there time for 3 jobs? Dumbass.

You were owned the moment you were pushed out of your mother's ***.

 

did you even read the post?

 

Again, assjockey, I don't see any mention of 3 jobs. I stated that I worked a few p/t hours at an auto store. I mean, damn, auto parts jobs must pay pretty well if I'm affording an STi working at one, eh? Think that's all I do, ya f*ckin retard? I get a 20% discount on parts! That's a good enough incentive to work there! Saves me a lot of cash on a lot of products.

Now go flip some more burgers, ya burger dummy.

 

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Originally Posted by Sinister Subaru
I have a few jobs. My main job is consulting.

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Originally Posted by Sinister Subaru
Multiple jobs? I hardly consider consulting to be a "multiple job."


Please explain. You have a few jobs, then one job, now two jobs? I just dont get it. And we have already established I am not a cook. Im in the Navy a$$bag. Go drive your Camaro really fast and pretend its as fast as my WRX.

 

holy **** you are so pathetic sinister. You have a 2005 STi and I doubt you bought it the first day it came out, so you've probably had it for about a year or year and a half...meaning you worked in an auto parts store in the past year or year and a half. Which means you havent been a consultant for all that long and most likely havent made enough money for 2 houses

you should seriously just give up now. all your lies are uncovered, you've proved you are the arrogant douche that you *****ed and moaned about on an Evo site, on this site in addition to many others. Theres no saving your dignitity....and theres been no chance of saving it for some time now

 

[QUOTE=Wrong again, jackass. The only douches here are you and your butt buddies. The sooner you realize it and quit denying yourself, the happier a person you will be.

Now, run along. You are a pile of sh*t. I said I had 3 jobs? Funny. When is there time for 3 jobs? Dumbass.

You were owned the moment you were pushed out of your mother's ***.[/QUOTE]


My God... My God.. My God... Sniff sniff... whats that I smell???

A man of your age (31, was it?) shouldnt seek the need of self fulfillment by plagueing tech forums and slinging poo on the walls... Listen up, and listen REALLLLLLLY closely...

You are poop.

Someone of your age should know babies are not born through the rectal canal... Instead they are pushed out of the uterus... also... theoretically speaking, babies are all "owned", given their ignorant state of mind... yes, ignorance is bliss... thats why you continually seek to defend yourself in this forums, as you are completely ignorant to the fact that you have already lost the battle of respect... you toss **** in someones bowl and expect them not to stir it??? no, of course not... subconsciously speaking, you are BORED...

evidently your wife is so damned ugly, you cant even get a hard on to **** her... you can kiss that hobby goodbye... Also, doesnt help when your kitties are licking your *******... Id tell you to get some head, except your wife bites too much... Your job consists of CUSTOMER SERVICE... and dealing with parts... just so you know... Pep Boys doesnt sell COBB AccessPORTS so im not sure what that 20% is useful for...

A useful tool in life is inner peace. you have none. instead you have expectations, tons of them, and you probably mutter things to yourself angrily in your sleep... ""mm-h---m---mm-boost--add-cctttt-mmm-thatttt-fff--aagg-g-ggg---mmmm---snore...

Those Subaru owners arent after you... You just feel as though THEY OWE IT TO YOU to drop down on their knees and kiss your *********... when they treat you NORMALLY, you think they are being ******.. because guess what? They didnt fulfill your expectations... I know when I walk up to a parts counter, I order and Im done... im not gonna sit there and flirt with the dude... I got bills to pay and sh.it to do...

The reason you like the EVO dudes better is because you feel HUMBLED in their presence, because the EVO won a popularity contest... so you shrivel up, and pay respect, hence, you get it back.... Nice deal huh???

Treat Subaru owners the same way... And dont sit there and slay this forum or its members, get the f*ck out of here... I have a supercharged mustang GT... i dont even own a WRX, Ive just wanted one since 02, but kept waiting... now im waiting for a mazdaspeed3 to be released so i compare it with a wagon and pick a car... due to the value and my personal needs the mazda is most likely gonna be the winner... and ive joined many forums, but this here is by far the most amazing bunch of guys... the only downside to owning that mazda will be not being able to come here and get info /help/ etc... im gonna miss i-club...

Please, go do something useful for your existence. Trying to win points and justify yourself with people who youve already insulted is an uphill battle with no weapons...

goodbye b itch.

 

I already know its as fast as your pile of standard WRX. How'bout you go drive your little WRX and pretend it's as fast as my Camaro.

 

"Hello, Summit? I wanna order some parts for my camaro..."

nice job asswhipe