When you have to cut one but it's really the wrong time so you try to let it out slow and you succeed but it smells like dead burning rat carcass so you get caught anyway.

 

Tried that today in an outdoor area. Still got caught. It was thicker than syrup in winter and smelled like sweet meat and cabbage. Needless to say I got out of there asap.

 

when I go to drop the kids off at the pool, little Jimmy says "no I don't want to go to the pool now." So you drive off to take Jimmy with you, when you get out of the parking lot Jimmy says "no wait drop me off I do want to go to the pool!!". Than you have to wipe your *** again.

 

I've had tailgating Prius drivers... I never saw the point in driving that car if you'd be doing that. LoL especially at 75+

 

something something breaking the rules having two screenames something something banned again

 

single riders in the carpool lane
ignorant parents who let their kids run wild
chicks that don't attend to butt pubes

 

Aaaand we have our winner!!

 

oh and since 'he's' here watching this thread....

douchebag subaru owners who were douchebags to begin with

 

When I go to open a beer and think it's a twist-off but it's pop off, and I can't find the bottle opener.

 

please don't sully goodguyGreg's good name. One time at a bar he knocked over my beer and bought me and all my friends a round to make up forit.

 

When you wake up in the morning and feel like a nice big bowl of Honey Bunches and you pour the bowl of cereal then open the fridge and there is no ****ing milk!

 

When my coffee now costs 8 bucks.

 

$16 muffins, $8 coffee served in Justice audit - Yahoo! News

 

When people at my work get angry because we don't have people that speak the language they do. Should be mandatory to have basic English skills to live in Americana. Sorry if this sounds messed up but it bugs the crap out of me

 

Well that's just criminal.