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Old Oct 6, 2009 | 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Irish_car_B0mb
hey for the car you get @ the price you get it they had to cheap out somewhere, and the interior and the paint is where they cheaped out.

personally i would vote for ****tier interior for a better quality paint
Yeah, that's true... I agree also.


And thank you Jourdan for the link! I couldn't find it for the life of me!
Old Oct 6, 2009 | 11:21 AM
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BAIC can always do our own commercial.

i envision it going like this.

[EXT: daytime. rural road]

we see a late model subaru forester. blinkers on. hood up. tailgate open with the spare tire laying besides rear driver's side tire. we see tire is flat. a lesbian couple appears, one holding a spare tire wrench, trying to remove lug nuts when we hear coming from the distance, sounds of exhausts. suddenly, various imprezas appear on the horizon. the one lady not holding spare tire wrench wave down the cars.

the 10-15 cars appear to pass the broken down forester. but suddenly, they all stop and slowly, one by one, they make a u-turn and park on the opposite side of the rural road.

the guy in the second car was the first to come out.

GUY #1
Do you ladies need any help?
LADY #2
Yeah, we have a flat but cant seem
to get the lug nuts off.
as if on cue, a few more guys appear on screen

GUY #4
Sometimes, from the factory, they use so much torque from them...
random GUY
Yeah... yeah...
GUY #1
Lemme try...
he grabs the wrench from the lady and tries to remove lug nuts. apparently, they are on tight.

but, suddenly, a new guy appears carrying what looks like a battery powered impact wrench.
NEW GUY
Let's see what my new toy can do...
his impact gun removes all 5 lug nuts. rest of the impreza drivers work like a pit crew to jack up the car, remove flat tire and put on spare.
LADY #1
Thank you... thank you... we dont know how much longer we would have waited out here...
NEW GUY
you're welcome... but, we subaru owners... we dont leave no one behind...
the drivers then like on cue, go back to their imprezas, crank the engines and proceed to make u-turns ago and continue on their drive...


VOICE OVER

SUBARU...

SUPERIMPOSE: SUBARU

VO

FOR LIFE...

SUPERIMPOSE: FOR LIFE


Fade out...
Old Oct 6, 2009 | 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by ldivinag
BAIC can always do our own commercial.

i envision it going like this.

[EXT: daytime. rural road]

we see a late model subaru forester. blinkers on. hood up. tailgate open with the spare tire laying besides rear driver's side tire. we see tire is flat. a lesbian couple appears, one holding a spare tire wrench, trying to remove lug nuts when we hear coming from the distance, sounds of exhausts. suddenly, various imprezas appear on the horizon. the one lady not holding spare tire wrench wave down the cars.

the 10-15 cars appear to pass the broken down forester. but suddenly, they all stop and slowly, one by one, they make a u-turn and park on the opposite side of the rural road.

the guy in the second car was the first to come out.





as if on cue, a few more guys appear on screen







he grabs the wrench from the lady and tries to remove lug nuts. apparently, they are on tight.

but, suddenly, a new guy appears carrying what looks like a battery powered impact wrench.


his impact gun removes all 5 lug nuts. rest of the impreza drivers work like a pit crew to jack up the car, remove flat tire and put on spare.



the drivers then like on cue, go back to their imprezas, crank the engines and proceed to make u-turns ago and continue on their drive...


VOICE OVER

SUBARU...

SUPERIMPOSE: SUBARU

VO

FOR LIFE...

SUPERIMPOSE: FOR LIFE


Fade out...
Old Oct 6, 2009 | 12:42 PM
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^^ HAHAHAHAHAHA i can imagine it as well. now u need to add the part where the hot lesbian couple start making out at the end. and we got our self an oscar commercial
Old Oct 6, 2009 | 01:56 PM
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Hhahah, Leo!

Too bad they would be ugly lesbians, and by ugly lesbians I mean road bicyclists.
Old Oct 6, 2009 | 02:07 PM
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I imagine it like this

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