http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1957929849.html

"FOR SALE!!!

Subaru WRX - silver

I'm not going to lie!

This car is in great shape considering what it has been thru!

This car has been vandalized every other day for the past 4 weeks!

The following has happened to this car:

1. The tires have been slashed, and replaced. (new tires!)
2. It has been tagged with spray paint,
3. keyed,
4. sprayed with acid,
5. grease like substance smeared on it,
6. expanding foam sprayed in exhaust pipes and on windshield,
7. sugar pored into gas tank,
8. twigs jammed into keyholes, AND LIT ON FIRE!

This little ***** of a car just keeps running!

I need to get rid of it fast to support my drug habit. LOL

Please call me at 650-296-9045 Robert

Ps. I will even work for food, I can even be your "Man-*****" if needed. I look like Shia Labeouf! "


Damn, this guy really does hate Robert.

 

Yikes

 

thanks resty

 

Looks like the acid really did a lot of damage....

 

damnlol that guy needs help

 

i dont know... i think its from the twigs jammed into the keyholes...

 

Ehh that looks like that will buff out.

 

nah it was the sugar

 

expanding foam on the windshield caused the engine to blow, obviously.

 

Just looks like sugars on the hood.

 

one of this dude's friends was obviously either not happy with him, or it was his time to be the *** end of a joke.

 

ya, turned it from silver to black. Apparently.

 

^acid changed the paint duh