Woman had to be surgically removed from a couch

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Old Aug 11, 2004 | 09:09 PM
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Woman had to be surgically removed from a couch

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

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Old Aug 11, 2004 | 09:21 PM
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Authorities estimate she had been on the couch anywhere from two to five years.
i just cant come to belive that...
Old Aug 11, 2004 | 09:24 PM
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How could anyone live like that!?
Old Aug 11, 2004 | 09:33 PM
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Crazy.

how much would it take for you to go down on that woman
Old Aug 11, 2004 | 09:40 PM
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hard to believe. makes me wonder how she used the restroom. her body would have become gangrenous from her being in the same position that entire time.
Old Aug 11, 2004 | 09:40 PM
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Old Aug 11, 2004 | 09:58 PM
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Whoever fed her should be locked up.
Old Aug 11, 2004 | 10:27 PM
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new meaning to the term "couch potato"
Old Aug 11, 2004 | 11:45 PM
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Sounds like an upstanding member of society. They should have probably just put her out of her own misery on the scene.
Old Aug 12, 2004 | 12:22 AM
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Sounds like an upstanding member of society. They should have probably just put her out of her own misery on the scene.
'=(
Old Aug 12, 2004 | 01:17 AM
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This is going to happen to my mother in law someday.. I just know it...
Old Aug 12, 2004 | 01:23 AM
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This is going to happen to my mother in law someday.. I just know it...
Get your couch teflon coated, since nothing sticks to teflon.

Or just spray it with PAM.
Old Aug 12, 2004 | 01:54 AM
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This sure beats the foiled again post

Old Aug 12, 2004 | 02:56 AM
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Origami posted by Racenut
This is going to happen to my mother in law someday.. I just know it...
Better your mother-in-law than your wife.

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Old Aug 12, 2004 | 07:30 AM
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I wonder what her problem was... if she was stuck to that couch, someone could have regulater her food intake. Poor kids too, imagine having to keep a secret like that from your friends, never having and friends over your house.

yuk

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