WHY, WHY, WHY?!?!? This has happens to all of us. Why does a bird need to sh^t on you car after you wash it?!?! What makes it? What attracts it? Always, always, always!

 

I feel your pain. It happens to me almost monthly around my home parking area. Even if I park away from the phone lines, they still get me.
They must be watching us ?

 

Thanks for the sweet pic

 

Someone told me it's because it's they see their reflection on the car and **** their feathers.

dunno if it's true or not

 

If only someone came up with radar guided laser that comes out from the vehicle and would fry the bird that did it instantly. Then a robotic arm holding a tray would catch it and somehow prepare it so when you board your car a nice cooked bird comes out of the glove compartment with A1 sause. That would teach the other brids.

 

 

car cover?

 

i was drunk when i told you that, completely made up.

 

its not as bad as just putting a FRESH pair of side splitters (3rd set) on your car then walking out from work and watching someone back into it then take off.......

 

omg roflcopter zpwned.

 

haha the other day i did a VERY good job washing my car.. and like an idiot.. i parked under a street light and bleh... sooo much ****.

 

Tell me about it. I did a three stage wax on my STi and about a couple days later, there was a massive bird dropping on the hood right in front of the scoop. I'm starting to believe that birds go for anything shiny.

the birds