To scratch the s### out of my f###ing hood!

So I am driving to school this morning and at about 6:30 AM I see a bird running in front of my car. Seeing as how I am going 60 mph and its a bird I slam on my brakes hoping it will fly away. Unfortunately I realize that this bird is a stupid chicken. This is bad news because it was only able to fly high enough to land on my hood scoop. I stop and it proceeds to flap and try to stand up. This creates some scratches of a depth yet to be determined.

To sum it up chicken are one of the stupidest animal I know of. Eat as many of them as possible.

 

WAYYYYYYYYY ahead of you *calls up the colonel*

 

Or Popeye.

 

one number 7... supersized with a coke

please
edgar,

 

Time for an STi hood scoop

 

that sux... chickes have to be one of the dumbest animals known to man.

 

Thats why they're so delicious. Cows and fish aren't that smart either

 

seraph you got outferno's cell number? arg i lost it

 

Damn that sucks *****. I say go out to KFC and take your revenge

 

mmmmm popeyes sounds good rite bout now...dude what was a chicken doin out of its pen, where do you live ne ways lol...but yeah go hit up kfc or popeyes and get your revenge

 

hm... chicken... i'll remember to eat lots of it tonite..
sorry 'bout the scratches..

 

churches chicken!

 

dude that blows. im eating a 20 piece nugget meal right now for you.
where were you that has chickens?

 

u ever try to catch a chicken that doesnt like you? its kinda fun if your really really bored.

 

I was on the backroads between Occidental and Petaluma. The ranchers leave the chickens out to feed wild animals and scratch up my WRX.