Why did the chicken cross the road?
10-25-2003, 09:22 AM
#1
Registered User
Thread Starter
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: North Bay Area, CA
Posts: 228
Car Info: '02 Subaru Impreza WRX
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To scratch the s### out of my f###ing hood!
So I am driving to school this morning and at about 6:30 AM I see a bird running in front of my car. Seeing as how I am going 60 mph and its a bird I slam on my brakes hoping it will fly away. Unfortunately I realize that this bird is a stupid chicken. This is bad news because it was only able to fly high enough to land on my hood scoop. I stop and it proceeds to flap and try to stand up. This creates some scratches of a depth yet to be determined.
To sum it up chicken are one of the stupidest animal I know of. Eat as many of them as possible.
So I am driving to school this morning and at about 6:30 AM I see a bird running in front of my car. Seeing as how I am going 60 mph and its a bird I slam on my brakes hoping it will fly away. Unfortunately I realize that this bird is a stupid chicken. This is bad news because it was only able to fly high enough to land on my hood scoop. I stop and it proceeds to flap and try to stand up. This creates some scratches of a depth yet to be determined.
To sum it up chicken are one of the stupidest animal I know of. Eat as many of them as possible.
10-25-2003, 10:28 AM
#2
Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: AFK
Posts: 1,537
Car Info: 04' JBP STi 02' WRB Wagon
Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Originally posted by Gunslinger
To scratch the s### out of my f###ing hood!
To sum it up chicken are one of the stupidest animal I know of. Eat as many of them as possible.
To scratch the s### out of my f###ing hood!
To sum it up chicken are one of the stupidest animal I know of. Eat as many of them as possible.
10-25-2003, 11:07 AM
#7
Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: AFK
Posts: 1,537
Car Info: 04' JBP STi 02' WRB Wagon
Originally posted by international B
that sux... chickes have to be one of the dumbest animals known to man.
that sux... chickes have to be one of the dumbest animals known to man.
10-25-2003, 11:51 AM
#10
The weal amewican hewo!
iTrader: (9)
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Hayward, BAIC
Posts: 2,434
Car Info: 02 Aspen White sedan
mmmmm popeyes sounds good rite bout now...dude what was a chicken doin out of its pen, where do you live ne ways lol...but yeah go hit up kfc or popeyes and get your revenge 
