Who wants some lulz?
If in doubt, FLAT OUT
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Ahh, but you can:
419 Eater - The largest scambaiting community on the planet!
Dude that runs that site basically spends his time messing with them.
419 Eater - The largest scambaiting community on the planet!
Dude that runs that site basically spends his time messing with them.
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Posts: 4,969
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Even more lulz..
Got this in my yahoo inbox.
SURE LET ME SIGN RIGHT UP!!!
Anyone have some good ideas how to respond to this? lol
Got this in my yahoo inbox.
SURE LET ME SIGN RIGHT UP!!!
Anyone have some good ideas how to respond to this? lol
"Welcome to Your step recruitment, You have been selected
For assignment as a Detective Shopper in your area, and You
Will get $200 being a Detective Shopper. Your employment
Packet will include funds for the shopping.
We want you to participate because it's Fun & rewarding.
After you reply this email to: secret.shopper@mail.com
You will have access to training materials
Provide the Following details if you interested :
F u l l N a m e:
Address (NOT P.O Box):
City, State, Zip:
Occupation:
A g e:
E m a i l:
Phone Number (Cell&Home):
As a Detective Shopper You work and shop together for pleasure,
And You only work 2-3 hours twice in a week.
We wait your good response, Thank You!
Regards,
Official Recruiters
@MysteryShopper_network
For assignment as a Detective Shopper in your area, and You
Will get $200 being a Detective Shopper. Your employment
Packet will include funds for the shopping.
We want you to participate because it's Fun & rewarding.
After you reply this email to: secret.shopper@mail.com
You will have access to training materials
Provide the Following details if you interested :
F u l l N a m e:
Address (NOT P.O Box):
City, State, Zip:
Occupation:
A g e:
E m a i l:
Phone Number (Cell&Home):
As a Detective Shopper You work and shop together for pleasure,
And You only work 2-3 hours twice in a week.
We wait your good response, Thank You!
Regards,
Official Recruiters
@MysteryShopper_network
This one is a doozy!!!
*SUB: IRREVOCABLE RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT VIA CASH DELIVERY.
Attn:
I AM BARR: ALEX MICHEAL , THE NEWLY APPOINTED DIRECTOR GENERAL IN CHARGE OF APPROVING & RELEASING ALL OWED YET UNPAID\UN-RELEASED FOREIGN PAYMENTS AND ALSO THE SPECIAL ADVISER TO THE UNITED-NATION FIGHTING AGAINST THE UN-NECESSARY DELAYS OF BENEFICIARIES YET UNCLAIMED PAYMENT INCLUDING YOURS WHICH WAS RECENTLY DISCOVERED THIS WEEK THAT HAS NOT YET BEEN PAID TO YOU BY THE PRESENT BRITISH GOVERNMENT AFTER SERIES OF INVESTIGATION CONDUCTED.
However, i wish to personally bring to your urgent notice, so that you will be aware that your yet unclaimed payment data's is still reflecting in our central computer as unpaid and un-claimed owed debt in my department where i newly work as the new appointed (UN) lawyer in charge of approving & releasing of all yet unpaid debts recently recovered back by the (UN) office in London been our branch after discovering that your payment has been delayed un-necessary due to one reason or another while auditing was going on this week. Your own file was personally forwarded to my executive office by the chief auditors of the (UN) as an unclaimed fund.
At this moment, I wish to use this medium of communication to inform you that for the time being the (UN) has completely stopped further payment through bank to bank transfer, Atm Card, Bank Draft or Check Payment due to numerous petitions received from the united states home-land security, the FBI, IMF and other financial and security agencies to UK Government against our banks on wrong payment and diversion of innocent beneficiaries owed funds to a different account.
In this regards, I am going to use my good office now to send you your just approved part-payment in the tune of $7.5M (Seven million five hundred Thousand United States Dollars) only by cash to you via a special (UN) universal diplomatic delivery means to you.
Note: The money will be coming on 2 security proof trunk boxes. The boxes are already sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine by the managent of this organization and I also want you to know that the management are not aware of my plans with you in this transaction, so you have to keep it a top secret till me and you are able to conclude this very transaction. This fund was brought to us from the World Bank special delegates because the funds itself was meant for our local afem market here in the UK.
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY FOR ANYTHING THAT NEED TO BE TAKING CARE OF HERE IN LONDON, AS THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE AND WILL REMAIN LEGIT AS LONG AS YOU WORK WITH ME TRANSPARENTLY. THE BOXES ARE COMING WITH A DIPLOMATIC AGENT ASSIGNED BY THE MANAGEMENT OF THIS ORGANIZATION BY DIPLOMAT" WHO WILL ACCOMPANY THE BOXES TO YOUR HOUSE ADDRESS OR ANY ADDRESS YOU WILL PROVIDE TO ME FOR THIS TRANSACTION TO ENABLE US COMPLETE. ALL YOU NEED TO DO NOW UPON YOUR WILLING ACCEPTANCE ON MY CONDITION, IS TO SEND TO ME A GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL GIVE ME 10% OF THE FUNDS WE ARE ABOUT DISBURSING TO YOU WHICH IS SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY *THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY OUT OF THE USD7.5 MILLION YOU ARE TO RECEIVE AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THE MONEY WHICH WILL COMING TO YOU THROUGH THE HEARTFIELD-JACKSON INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT *ATLANTA GEORGIA. , IN ATLANTA GA USA BEFORE THE DIPLOMAT WILL CONTINUE HIS JOURNEY TO YOUR HOME TO ENABLE HIM DELIVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT TRUNK BOXES' AT YOUR DOOR STEP. AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THE $7.5
He will call you immediately he arrives in your HEARTFIELD-JACKSON INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT *ATLANTA GEORGIA. , in ATLANTA GA USA before the diplomat will continue his journey to your home to enable him deliver your consignment trunk boxes' at your door step.
MOST IMPORTANTLY: for security reasons and to enable the both of us conclude this transaction successfully, note that the diplomat coming with the consignment boxes will not know the original contents inside the boxes he is to delivery to you. So what l and our accredited management will declare to him that is inside the consignment boxes is a sensitive photographic film material and classified volume confidential company's contract documents.
Also note categorically that, before I proceed with the next arrangement, you are advice to respond back to me immediately on email address, so we can talk and agree first before I seal this transaction with you and if you have any question to ask for more clarification before and remember to send the required information's directly to my Email address and I will let you know how far I have gone with the arrangement. I will secure the diplomatic immunity clearance certificate that will be tagged on the boxes to make it stand as a diplomatic consignment. This clearance will make it pass every custom checking point all over the world without any hitch. All this I will do with my own money as your partner.
Please, I need your urgent reply via my email address, because the boxes are schedule already to live immediately as soon as I hear from you today. You should confirm immediately you receive this message through my Email: I will send you my confidential telephone number as soon as i receive your immediate respond today.
I am highly submitted and willing to serve you better whole-heartedly.
Congratulations Once AGAIN.
Highly Submitted.
Respectfully Yours in-service,
Barrister. ALEX MICHEAL,
(UN) Human Right Activist
Attn:
I AM BARR: ALEX MICHEAL , THE NEWLY APPOINTED DIRECTOR GENERAL IN CHARGE OF APPROVING & RELEASING ALL OWED YET UNPAID\UN-RELEASED FOREIGN PAYMENTS AND ALSO THE SPECIAL ADVISER TO THE UNITED-NATION FIGHTING AGAINST THE UN-NECESSARY DELAYS OF BENEFICIARIES YET UNCLAIMED PAYMENT INCLUDING YOURS WHICH WAS RECENTLY DISCOVERED THIS WEEK THAT HAS NOT YET BEEN PAID TO YOU BY THE PRESENT BRITISH GOVERNMENT AFTER SERIES OF INVESTIGATION CONDUCTED.
However, i wish to personally bring to your urgent notice, so that you will be aware that your yet unclaimed payment data's is still reflecting in our central computer as unpaid and un-claimed owed debt in my department where i newly work as the new appointed (UN) lawyer in charge of approving & releasing of all yet unpaid debts recently recovered back by the (UN) office in London been our branch after discovering that your payment has been delayed un-necessary due to one reason or another while auditing was going on this week. Your own file was personally forwarded to my executive office by the chief auditors of the (UN) as an unclaimed fund.
At this moment, I wish to use this medium of communication to inform you that for the time being the (UN) has completely stopped further payment through bank to bank transfer, Atm Card, Bank Draft or Check Payment due to numerous petitions received from the united states home-land security, the FBI, IMF and other financial and security agencies to UK Government against our banks on wrong payment and diversion of innocent beneficiaries owed funds to a different account.
In this regards, I am going to use my good office now to send you your just approved part-payment in the tune of $7.5M (Seven million five hundred Thousand United States Dollars) only by cash to you via a special (UN) universal diplomatic delivery means to you.
Note: The money will be coming on 2 security proof trunk boxes. The boxes are already sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine by the managent of this organization and I also want you to know that the management are not aware of my plans with you in this transaction, so you have to keep it a top secret till me and you are able to conclude this very transaction. This fund was brought to us from the World Bank special delegates because the funds itself was meant for our local afem market here in the UK.
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY FOR ANYTHING THAT NEED TO BE TAKING CARE OF HERE IN LONDON, AS THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE AND WILL REMAIN LEGIT AS LONG AS YOU WORK WITH ME TRANSPARENTLY. THE BOXES ARE COMING WITH A DIPLOMATIC AGENT ASSIGNED BY THE MANAGEMENT OF THIS ORGANIZATION BY DIPLOMAT" WHO WILL ACCOMPANY THE BOXES TO YOUR HOUSE ADDRESS OR ANY ADDRESS YOU WILL PROVIDE TO ME FOR THIS TRANSACTION TO ENABLE US COMPLETE. ALL YOU NEED TO DO NOW UPON YOUR WILLING ACCEPTANCE ON MY CONDITION, IS TO SEND TO ME A GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL GIVE ME 10% OF THE FUNDS WE ARE ABOUT DISBURSING TO YOU WHICH IS SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY *THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY OUT OF THE USD7.5 MILLION YOU ARE TO RECEIVE AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THE MONEY WHICH WILL COMING TO YOU THROUGH THE HEARTFIELD-JACKSON INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT *ATLANTA GEORGIA. , IN ATLANTA GA USA BEFORE THE DIPLOMAT WILL CONTINUE HIS JOURNEY TO YOUR HOME TO ENABLE HIM DELIVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT TRUNK BOXES' AT YOUR DOOR STEP. AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THE $7.5
He will call you immediately he arrives in your HEARTFIELD-JACKSON INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT *ATLANTA GEORGIA. , in ATLANTA GA USA before the diplomat will continue his journey to your home to enable him deliver your consignment trunk boxes' at your door step.
MOST IMPORTANTLY: for security reasons and to enable the both of us conclude this transaction successfully, note that the diplomat coming with the consignment boxes will not know the original contents inside the boxes he is to delivery to you. So what l and our accredited management will declare to him that is inside the consignment boxes is a sensitive photographic film material and classified volume confidential company's contract documents.
Also note categorically that, before I proceed with the next arrangement, you are advice to respond back to me immediately on email address, so we can talk and agree first before I seal this transaction with you and if you have any question to ask for more clarification before and remember to send the required information's directly to my Email address and I will let you know how far I have gone with the arrangement. I will secure the diplomatic immunity clearance certificate that will be tagged on the boxes to make it stand as a diplomatic consignment. This clearance will make it pass every custom checking point all over the world without any hitch. All this I will do with my own money as your partner.
Please, I need your urgent reply via my email address, because the boxes are schedule already to live immediately as soon as I hear from you today. You should confirm immediately you receive this message through my Email: I will send you my confidential telephone number as soon as i receive your immediate respond today.
I am highly submitted and willing to serve you better whole-heartedly.
Congratulations Once AGAIN.
Highly Submitted.
Respectfully Yours in-service,
Barrister. ALEX MICHEAL,
(UN) Human Right Activist
If in doubt, FLAT OUT
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From: Nor Cal SJ
Car Info: 2010 Hatch, 2011 Sedan
Got this one yesterday for some tires I have on CL.
Hi,
Am glad it's available. I'm going on a vacation to London but I will instruct my assistant to prepare and mail your payment which I'm sure you will get in about 4 - 6 business days. I'll add $30 extra for the delay. I'll pay by M O or cashier check so send me your info (i.e full name, mailing address and your phone number) so payment can be mailed out immediately. I will also make arrangement for pick-up which will be after you must have received and cashed the payment. Awaiting your info.
Thanks
Am glad it's available. I'm going on a vacation to London but I will instruct my assistant to prepare and mail your payment which I'm sure you will get in about 4 - 6 business days. I'll add $30 extra for the delay. I'll pay by M O or cashier check so send me your info (i.e full name, mailing address and your phone number) so payment can be mailed out immediately. I will also make arrangement for pick-up which will be after you must have received and cashed the payment. Awaiting your info.
Thanks
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Australian women takes scammers for $33k, now shes going to jail 
Australian woman turns tables on Nigerian scammers | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News

Australian woman turns tables on Nigerian scammers | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News
the nigierian princes, or that dumb beezy
Lol a guy I work with had someone from craigslist send him a check from Toyota motor company for $15k. He was supposed to cash it and then send the guy half. He told the guy he kept all the money and the guy was blowin up his phone for a month or so. The phony check is pretty convincing. Has a water mark and everything.
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Car Info: 1999 2.5RS / 2004 Forester X
I was inquiring to this person since "they" had a house for rent in Fremont.
Here we go again
Here we go again

Thanks for your email and interest in renting my house..I am the owner of the Home you are making inquiry of…Actually I resided in the Home with my family, my wife and my only daughter before and presently we have moved out due to my transfer from my work now in Warsaw,Poland. Presently my house is still available for rent (rent already includes utilities).More so Now, i’m currently in the (West African)for an international Christian follower’s crusade.Pls i want you to note that i spent a lot on my property that i want to give to you for rent,so i will solicit for your absolute maintenance of this house and want you to treat it as your own, It is not the money that is the main problem but i want you to keep it tidy all the time so that i will be glad to see it neat when i come for a check up.I also want you to let me have trust in you as i always stand on my word..
This is the address of the House is : 36543 Nettels Court Fremont, CA 94536
It has a dramatic entry foyer with ceramic floor. Extremely spacious rooms throughout with lots of big windows…nice and light! New neutral paint and some newer carpet.....Very quiet, low traffic area. New fridge I believe its absolutely a perfect home for you and your family.Utilities include Water,Trash,Sewer,Gas Etc....
SO IF YOU ARE REALLY INTERESTED I WILL WANT YOU TO FILL THE RENT APPLICATION FORM BELOW.
RENT APPLICATION FORM.
Name (First name/ Middle name/Surname ) : __________?
Phone # : __________?
E-mail : __________?
Best time to call : __________?
How many proposed occupants : __________?
List all in addition to yourself including approx age : __________?
Present Address : __________?
City/State : __________?
Will you have pets : __________?
Please describe Breed, size : __________?
Personality of pet : __________?
Preferred move in date : __________?
Intended length of lease: __________?
Earliest possible date of deposit payment: __________?
Length of previous tenancy : __________?
Present occupation : __________?
Monthly Incme: __________?
Are you a section 8 applicant : __________?
Do you run a business from home : __________?
If so what kind of business : __________?
Do you work late night : __________?
Do you smoke : __________?
Do you drink : __________?
Looking forward to hearing from you with all this details so that i can have it in my file in case of issuing the receipt for you and contacting you…Await your urgent reply so that we can discuss on how to get the document and the keys to you,please we are giving you all this based on trust and again i will want you to stick to your words,you know that we have not seen yet and only putting everything into Gods hands,so please do not let us down in this our property and God bless you more as you do this… The house is available for rent at the moment so you are free to move in as soon as you wish to…A Deposit of $1000 (which happens to be the security deposit) is required before moving in…Feel free to call my number is (+234-8106596344 OR 011+234- 8106596344).me for more information and arrangements on how to get the keys and other necessary documents delivered to you…Drive by first but please do not disturb the occupants.The house will be available for rent for a period of 4 years so you have a choice of deciding how long you intend sm/property.
Thanks And God Bless You
Paul .
This is the address of the House is : 36543 Nettels Court Fremont, CA 94536
It has a dramatic entry foyer with ceramic floor. Extremely spacious rooms throughout with lots of big windows…nice and light! New neutral paint and some newer carpet.....Very quiet, low traffic area. New fridge I believe its absolutely a perfect home for you and your family.Utilities include Water,Trash,Sewer,Gas Etc....
SO IF YOU ARE REALLY INTERESTED I WILL WANT YOU TO FILL THE RENT APPLICATION FORM BELOW.
RENT APPLICATION FORM.
Name (First name/ Middle name/Surname ) : __________?
Phone # : __________?
E-mail : __________?
Best time to call : __________?
How many proposed occupants : __________?
List all in addition to yourself including approx age : __________?
Present Address : __________?
City/State : __________?
Will you have pets : __________?
Please describe Breed, size : __________?
Personality of pet : __________?
Preferred move in date : __________?
Intended length of lease: __________?
Earliest possible date of deposit payment: __________?
Length of previous tenancy : __________?
Present occupation : __________?
Monthly Incme: __________?
Are you a section 8 applicant : __________?
Do you run a business from home : __________?
If so what kind of business : __________?
Do you work late night : __________?
Do you smoke : __________?
Do you drink : __________?
Looking forward to hearing from you with all this details so that i can have it in my file in case of issuing the receipt for you and contacting you…Await your urgent reply so that we can discuss on how to get the document and the keys to you,please we are giving you all this based on trust and again i will want you to stick to your words,you know that we have not seen yet and only putting everything into Gods hands,so please do not let us down in this our property and God bless you more as you do this… The house is available for rent at the moment so you are free to move in as soon as you wish to…A Deposit of $1000 (which happens to be the security deposit) is required before moving in…Feel free to call my number is (+234-8106596344 OR 011+234- 8106596344).me for more information and arrangements on how to get the keys and other necessary documents delivered to you…Drive by first but please do not disturb the occupants.The house will be available for rent for a period of 4 years so you have a choice of deciding how long you intend sm/property.
Thanks And God Bless You
Paul .


