What's the best way to get revenge on my neighbors?

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Old 05-17-2013, 03:31 PM
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I didn't realize you lived near Rachel (Electra) and her crazy neighbors.

If you've tried talking to your neighbors and they just laugh at you, then try talking to their guests. If you get friendly with the guests you could ask them to see if they could make sure the owners keep the noise levels lowered so that it doesn't disturb the neighbors and don't have people blocking neighbors driveways.

If you try to keep things on a friendly level then you won't have to worry about retaliation.
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Old 05-17-2013, 03:31 PM
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Set up a stand outside their house selling Vitamin Water and Red Bull.

Get yourself that yoga outfit and collect the "donations" before they go in.

Install a webcam and broadcast every class live.

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Originally Posted by flukewrx
I didn't realize you lived near Rachel (Electra) and her crazy neighbors.

If you've tried talking to your neighbors and they just laugh at you, then try talking to their guests. If you get friendly with the guests you could ask them to see if they could make sure the owners keep the noise levels lowered so that it doesn't disturb the neighbors and don't have people blocking neighbors driveways.

If you try to keep things on a friendly level then you won't have to worry about retaliation.
Yea I guess so!
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Old 05-17-2013, 03:36 PM
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See if you can lease one of these.



Seriously try to have a weekly bbq for a motorcycle crowd. heh.
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Another option is just dress as Borat and go join in on the Zumba Classes.
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Old 05-17-2013, 06:19 PM
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If Dawn of the DUmba$$ doesn't cut it, blast this after 2:27am, be sure the good neighbors know you plan on this attack, preferably do it on a Tuesday or Wednesday night so you can make them really stoked to have to goto work the next morning. (Most good neighbors will invest in a hotel room for the night knowing in advance this is coming.

Same deal though, BASS and TREBLE LOUD AS H377. The subtlety of the lyrics is the kicker.

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Old 05-17-2013, 07:40 PM
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Old 05-17-2013, 07:55 PM
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Oh, definitely +1!!!!!


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Old 05-17-2013, 08:15 PM
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Call the news. I bet that would scare them out of doing it
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Ask for some assistance from some rednecks that put those train horns on their trucks or whatever they are and yeah you get the idea.
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If they're taking donations, they need to be a not for profit organization. And even some of those organizations need to pay taxes based on donations. Its very difficult to get a a license that allows you to not pay taxes, a Zumba class wouldn't qualify.
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Have a BBQ in your backyard and use lots of lighter fluid.
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grab a bucket of red paint and paint all the curbs red.
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Join some scenester forum and pm a bunch of heads about a Rave at their address for the same time as the Zumba Class.

The slight difference in dress codes is worth the entertainment factor alone.
*Definitely have some dude wear a pink wig and bring his Elmo.
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Old 05-19-2013, 07:51 AM
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Well, believe it or not, the cops got involved and stopped Friday's class... Not sure what happened exactly, but when I got home Friday there was a cop car in front of their house (during the Zumba class), no music and hardly any cars.

I don't want to assume this to be a victory, but damn, that was quick! It wasn't SJPD either... It was SJSUPD (real cops BTW). Lets hope it stays this way.

SJPD is pretty worthless, good to see SJSU PD stepping up.
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