*****kragen has rotella 1gallon 5w40 for 17$ per gallon******

so today started out like normal and i decided to change the oil i n the STI. i shoot over to kragen to get supplies,which is less than 1/2 miles from my house. 2 different *** clowns in integras try to get me to race. im talking bouncing off the rev limiter,mean mugging F&F assclownery.

i leave kragen and head to OSH for weed killer. 2 more ***s. one in a civic and another in a integra. same ****,reving and driving like an ***.

i get across town and run into 2 guys in a GTi driving like morons. we hit the light and the passenger yells"your ****s weak ***got" and takes off spining the tires. i catch up at the next light and he asks me why im not atleast trying. i announce " because pushing your s h i t in would be a waste of gas"
they flip me off and drive away in all their FWD glory.

coming down nut tree a guy in a riced out bright red integra(white rims,red paint,fart can and worlds largest tac) he does 2 racer fly bys then takes off doing 50+ through a school zone.

i get to alamo and a bright blue integra and i swear, the EXACT same mods cuts off 3 people to get next to me. we hit the light and he starts to stage. light turns green and he leaves the light in a world of one wheeled smoke.

i get home,eat some lunch and notice i need more oil(have 3 vehicles)
so i head out again. moron in lowered civic that sounds like a chainsaw pulls up next to me(im in the left turn lane and hes supposed to go straight) light turns green and he burns out to cut me off,making a left infront of me.
he speeds up and slows down starring at me. i just laugh and keep my cool. next thing i know he flicks a cig at my car and takes off. but guess what,****head is going to kragen too lol.

i pull in behind him and he loops around the parking lot. i get out and head inside. he finally parks,waits then comes in.

i do my best to ignore him but hes walking around staring at me. i finally ask what his ****ing problem is and he acts shocked. says nothings and starts to walk away. i ask him what his problem is and why he cut me off then drove like a ****tard. he simply shruggs his shoulders and walks out not buying anything. gets into his car and burns out leaving.

WTF is wrong with people today.

ok,im done.

 

Hahah wow all that in one day? Lol
I had my suby for almost 4 years and never had that much douchery happen

 

Someone must have tapped a "Race me" paper on the back of your car.

If that were me though.. I would have showed them my 8k redline

 

that's a ricer response if I've ever heard one.

 

fixed

 

nice weather brings all the racers out haha

 

Btw nation, did you ever send small furry animals into space?

 

must be national honda d-bag day

 

They're smart enough not to do it when it's wet. It seems the most primeval rice apes have understood their cars are no good in the rain. Evolution at it's finest! (or worst).

 

The other day I had a civic doing the mean mugging and revving thing to me and then try to launch it when the light turned green. What makes him even more retarded is that I was driving a stretch limo.

 

during the first week of having my sti i had two civics and an M3 pace me on the freeway hitting their limiters and then an integra another day...

some people never grow up i guess...

 

the weather has been ****. theres still 3+ feet of snow on the ground. i tried one airbag and the snow displaced to much power.

i would like to make a airbag bomb. something i could throw under a assclowns car.

thing is i wanted to push some poop today but a couple days ago a guy on a motorcycle raced a car on peabody,wrecking pretty bad. since then VVPD has been extra gay.

 

Goodness! Of all the douchebaggery. Props for keeping cool.

 

its easy to keep my head. knowing that theres only a handful of cars in VV that would give me a run for it. no need to show im faster when the entire race would be over before i got into 3rd.

 

LMAO! Stretched limo? hahahah!